Ooops. I just rendered a customer speechless.
Her: "I am under 21 and I need a loaner car or a rental car and I always get crap for my age and I don't want to go through the hassle and I want to talk to the manager to get it straight before I come up there because I always end up crying and bawling and I don't want to deal with that."
t cricket
t cricket
Me: "I'll try to connect you with her because seriously? Not being able to get a loaner or a rental isn't worth you crying over."
SO not how I meant to phrase that.
Mmmmm, vodka gimlet. (Makes hers with Three Olives cherry.)
Oh, Aimee. I so know what you meant. Poor you!
Careful. That's how they got me into the cult.
It's amazing how effective laziness is as a defense to cult indoctrination.
It still doesn't top when you flipped off the cashier, instead of giving her the thumbs up.
t blushes madly
We actually have a customer named "Schlomo".
"Schlomo".
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
This is why you can't let royalty run around without handlers.
It's amazing how effective laziness is as a defense to cult indoctrination.
Being lazy kept me from trying the gimlet until I realized that Peapod could bring me everything I needed to make one.
Just posting to get a double digit post. Nothing to see, move along...
Aimee, sometimes that image of you giving the accidental bird is all that gets me through the day, baby. I love that story.