No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Feb 10, 2007 2:41:39 pm PST #28 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Careful. That's how they got me into the cult.

It's amazing how effective laziness is as a defense to cult indoctrination.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 10, 2007 2:47:15 pm PST #29 of 10001
What is even happening?

It still doesn't top when you flipped off the cashier, instead of giving her the thumbs up.


Aims - Feb 10, 2007 2:48:20 pm PST #30 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t blushes madly

We actually have a customer named "Schlomo".

"Schlomo".

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!


Sean K - Feb 10, 2007 2:48:30 pm PST #31 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

This is why you can't let royalty run around without handlers.


shrift - Feb 10, 2007 2:49:03 pm PST #32 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's amazing how effective laziness is as a defense to cult indoctrination.

Being lazy kept me from trying the gimlet until I realized that Peapod could bring me everything I needed to make one.


Sheryl - Feb 10, 2007 2:49:42 pm PST #33 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Just posting to get a double digit post. Nothing to see, move along...


Topic!Cindy - Feb 10, 2007 2:51:05 pm PST #34 of 10001
What is even happening?

Aimee, sometimes that image of you giving the accidental bird is all that gets me through the day, baby. I love that story.


Aims - Feb 10, 2007 2:52:29 pm PST #35 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just read it again yesterday. I crack me up.


flea - Feb 10, 2007 2:58:54 pm PST #36 of 10001
information libertarian

I have known a couple people named Schlomo. In Israel.

This just in: doing the taxes still sucks. Even with TurboTax. The child care reimbursement account/tax credits make NO sense. Luckily it looks okay in the end, so I'm handwaving the middle.

I mean, I consider myself both more intelligent and more logical than vast swathes of humanity, and if I can't figure this shit out, what the hell are stupid people putting on the forms?


Jesse - Feb 10, 2007 3:08:29 pm PST #37 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh crap, I should really be doing my stupid taxes. Eh.