It still doesn't top when you flipped off the cashier, instead of giving her the thumbs up.
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
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We actually have a customer named "Schlomo".
"Schlomo".
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
This is why you can't let royalty run around without handlers.
It's amazing how effective laziness is as a defense to cult indoctrination.
Being lazy kept me from trying the gimlet until I realized that Peapod could bring me everything I needed to make one.
Just posting to get a double digit post. Nothing to see, move along...
Aimee, sometimes that image of you giving the accidental bird is all that gets me through the day, baby. I love that story.
I just read it again yesterday. I crack me up.
I have known a couple people named Schlomo. In Israel.
This just in: doing the taxes still sucks. Even with TurboTax. The child care reimbursement account/tax credits make NO sense. Luckily it looks okay in the end, so I'm handwaving the middle.
I mean, I consider myself both more intelligent and more logical than vast swathes of humanity, and if I can't figure this shit out, what the hell are stupid people putting on the forms?
Oh crap, I should really be doing my stupid taxes. Eh.
Schlomo's HERRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I am way more bouncy about this than I should be.