Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!
Or a FINGER!!
Or a mouse and a finger!
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Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!
Or a FINGER!!
Or a mouse and a finger!
A free six pack! And it turns out, the bottle expired last NOVEMBER. Stupid deli -- someone must have found it in a corner and put it on the front of the shelves, because I know their stock turns around fast, normally.
Jesse's going to get Cola Cancer!
Dana, were you there for my spectacular slip on the ice at the 2005 Connexions curling expedition? I understand it was a textbook-perfect "slip on a banana peel and go flying" sort of maneuver, though I wasn't in a position to either see or enjoy it.
I got upended at Tahoe this weekend. JZ's brother went scooting into me on his sled-disk and my feet went way up in the air. Fortunately, I landed on him.
I have a can of diet ginger ale that's....underfilled or something. Negative pressure, in any case. I'm kinda afraid to open it. But too curious to toss it.
Steven Colbert had a smudge last year, I remember. And it isn't just Catholics--Episcopalians do it too.
Negative pressure, in any case.
Is there enough negative pressure to create repulsive gravity? You could be looking at a Nobel prize.
My current problem is that I want the damn diet Coke NOW, but still not enough to go back to the store and make them give me a free one. Oh well.
Sorry shirft!'
And the best part is that I'll probably get sniped at for entering the information wrong.
I'm getting hungry. I wonder if I should risk eating at the cheap Chinese place I've never been to before...
My current problem is that I want the damn diet Coke NOW, but still not enough to go back to the store and make them give me a free one.
All she wants is a diet Coke. Just one diet Coke. And they wouldn't give it to her.
Maybe there's one in the work fridge. If not, maybe there's still a praline in there.