I'd like to check into a nice swanky rehab facility. Without having to do the substance abuse first. Or maybe try it both ways and see which is more satisfying.
My brother worked at a rehab for about 15 years. It was a state facility populated mostly by court ordered offenders. It wasn't swanky.
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
"If you don't put the toilet seat down, I will cut you, old man."
Well you shouldn't have asked!
Pllbbt.
When my doctor gave me his smoking talk last week, I told him if they had a nice, two week rehab for smokers, every smoking mother in the country would go.
The recidivism rates would probably be too high, though.
Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' "The Late Late Show," said that after seeing photos of Spears' shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I think I kind of love him. Too bad his show is too late for me.
Didn't say: Trust me on this. He ain't fixable. And even if he were, you still couldn't fix him.
I adore Craig Ferguson. I go to sleep with him most every night.
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
"That is the stupidest school schedule anyone has ever suggested in the history of everything. Are you on CRACK?"
he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I liked reading that too. Rare.