he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I liked reading that too. Rare.
'Out Of Gas'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I liked reading that too. Rare.
Shit I Didn't Say: "I can't give you a reference on that employee because she is batshit crazy."
Did NOT say: "Well, he could be 'out' every time you call because you're an insufferably obnoxious shithead with a poor grasp of reality. For example: You are not funny, no matter how loud you laugh at your own jokes. Call here again and I will gut you, pull your heart from your chest, have it bronzed and use it as the knob of a walking stick.
Have a nice fuckin' day!"
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
(via email) Dude, I am sooo not your maid and no I won't hide the (8 weeks worth of) unopened company mail in your office so your boss doesn't see it.
You keep sending me email asking to so something, but I sill have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Please explain it to me one more time, only this time with standard English spelling and grammar.
Shit I didn't say:
- On which planet, exactly, is your Disneyworld vacation video an essential part of your work portfolio?
- Yes, you are correct that people can't copyright individual words. But that doesn't mean you can just coincidentally string them together in the same order as the book without anyone noticing.
- The fact that you scheduled a two-hour powerpoint at 3:00 pm does not bode well for my opinion of the product you are selling. Nor for my chances of remembering it exists by this time tomorrow.
Is that supposed to be Henry VIII? Couldn't they at least have found a red head?
Is that supposed to be Henry VIII? Couldn't they at least have found a red head?
Or dyed his hair?
(Actually, Paul Bettany would have kicked ass as young Henry VIII)
I watched the video clip; they make him run. It's in slo-mo, though. Not sure that helps.
Oof. He is a pretty, pretty man.