So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
"If you don't put the toilet seat down, I will cut you, old man."
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So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
"If you don't put the toilet seat down, I will cut you, old man."
Well you shouldn't have asked!
Pllbbt.
Pllbbt.
cries more.
When my doctor gave me his smoking talk last week, I told him if they had a nice, two week rehab for smokers, every smoking mother in the country would go.
The recidivism rates would probably be too high, though.
Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' "The Late Late Show," said that after seeing photos of Spears' shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I think I kind of love him. Too bad his show is too late for me.
Didn't say: Trust me on this. He ain't fixable. And even if he were, you still couldn't fix him.
I adore Craig Ferguson. I go to sleep with him most every night.
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
"That is the stupidest school schedule anyone has ever suggested in the history of everything. Are you on CRACK?"
he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I liked reading that too. Rare.
Shit I Didn't Say: "I can't give you a reference on that employee because she is batshit crazy."
Did NOT say: "Well, he could be 'out' every time you call because you're an insufferably obnoxious shithead with a poor grasp of reality. For example: You are not funny, no matter how loud you laugh at your own jokes. Call here again and I will gut you, pull your heart from your chest, have it bronzed and use it as the knob of a walking stick.
Have a nice fuckin' day!"