Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
When my doctor gave me his smoking talk last week, I told him if they had a nice, two week rehab for smokers, every smoking mother in the country would go.
The recidivism rates would probably be too high, though.
Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' "The Late Late Show," said that after seeing photos of Spears' shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I think I kind of love him. Too bad his show is too late for me.
Didn't say: Trust me on this. He ain't fixable. And even if he were, you still couldn't fix him.
I adore Craig Ferguson. I go to sleep with him most every night.
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
"That is the stupidest school schedule anyone has ever suggested in the history of everything. Are you on CRACK?"
he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I liked reading that too. Rare.
Shit I Didn't Say: "I can't give you a reference on that employee because she is batshit crazy."
Did NOT say: "Well, he could be 'out' every time you call because you're an insufferably obnoxious shithead with a poor grasp of reality. For example: You are not funny, no matter how loud you laugh at your own jokes. Call here again and I will gut you, pull your heart from your chest, have it bronzed and use it as the knob of a walking stick.
Have a nice fuckin' day!"
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
(via email) Dude, I am sooo not your maid and no I won't hide the (8 weeks worth of) unopened company mail in your office so your boss doesn't see it.
You keep sending me email asking to so something, but I sill have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Please explain it to me one more time, only this time with standard English spelling and grammar.
Shit I didn't say:
- On which planet, exactly, is your Disneyworld vacation video an essential part of your work portfolio?
- Yes, you are correct that people can't copyright individual words. But that doesn't mean you can just coincidentally string them together in the same order as the book without anyone noticing.
- The fact that you scheduled a two-hour powerpoint at 3:00 pm does not bode well for my opinion of the product you are selling. Nor for my chances of remembering it exists by this time tomorrow.