Kaylee ,'Serenity'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
So, Britney Spears is going into rehab: [link]
For real, this time.
"Why is my head cold?"
"Uh, Brit...you shaved your head."
"No, seriously. My head is cold."
"Yeah, B. You shaved your head."
"Oh, ha ha. Whatever."
"Here, look in the mirror."
"..."
"Yeah."
"Okay, so maybe I should give this 'rehab' thing a real try?"
"I'll get your coat."
"And a hat, please."
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
Mine: (not addressed to anyone on the board)
1) Um, Yeah. That's just not going to happen, but it's funny that you think it might.
2) You really just don't get how things work here, do you?
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
There is only room enough for one drama queen in my day to day life. You aren't it.
I'd like to check into a nice swanky rehab facility. Without having to do the substance abuse first. Or maybe try it both ways and see which is more satisfying.
My brother worked at a rehab for about 15 years. It was a state facility populated mostly by court ordered offenders. It wasn't swanky.
You aren't it.
Cries
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
"If you don't put the toilet seat down, I will cut you, old man."
Well you shouldn't have asked!
Pllbbt.
Pllbbt.
cries more.
When my doctor gave me his smoking talk last week, I told him if they had a nice, two week rehab for smokers, every smoking mother in the country would go.
The recidivism rates would probably be too high, though.
Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' "The Late Late Show," said that after seeing photos of Spears' shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I think I kind of love him. Too bad his show is too late for me.
Didn't say: Trust me on this. He ain't fixable. And even if he were, you still couldn't fix him.