It's grandma pizza! If he ever comes to my house, we can go to the pizza place around the corner and get him a grandma slice. Good times.
Edit: Article on grandma pizza, which they say is "virtually unknown west of Queens." I'm pretty sure my place doesn't use any cheese at all, but there could be some in there, I guess. [link]
One of these days I'm gonna have to try a gimlet to see what you've all been talking about.
Careful. That's how they got me into the cult.
Ooops. I just rendered a customer speechless.
Her: "I am under 21 and I need a loaner car or a rental car and I always get crap for my age and I don't want to go through the hassle and I want to talk to the manager to get it straight before I come up there because I always end up crying and bawling and I don't want to deal with that."
t cricket
t cricket
Me: "I'll try to connect you with her because seriously? Not being able to get a loaner or a rental isn't worth you crying over."
SO not how I meant to phrase that.
Mmmmm, vodka gimlet. (Makes hers with Three Olives cherry.)
Oh, Aimee. I so know what you meant. Poor you!
Careful. That's how they got me into the cult.
It's amazing how effective laziness is as a defense to cult indoctrination.
It still doesn't top when you flipped off the cashier, instead of giving her the thumbs up.
t blushes madly
We actually have a customer named "Schlomo".
"Schlomo".
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
This is why you can't let royalty run around without handlers.
It's amazing how effective laziness is as a defense to cult indoctrination.
Being lazy kept me from trying the gimlet until I realized that Peapod could bring me everything I needed to make one.