Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Feb 17, 2007 6:41:02 am PST #1672 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

for once somebody else had heard of The Happy Hollisters

sounds like porn.

I ended up cavorting with a member of *NSYNC. I have sworn off such shenanigans, so am content to stay home

ah, good times. not that I was there, but the story was enough.


Laura - Feb 17, 2007 6:43:44 am PST #1673 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Aimee's link made me feel bad for J-Lo and smile with David Hasselhoff.


flea - Feb 17, 2007 6:50:18 am PST #1674 of 10001
information libertarian

I knew Philip Nel, author of the annotated Cat in the Hat, in high school.


sarameg - Feb 17, 2007 7:04:47 am PST #1675 of 10001

I have a rental. The whole neighbor thing was pretty much solved by no one being home and me needing to get this squared away before noon today. Of course, then I asked another neighbor to drive me TO the rental place because they (rental) were short handed and couldn't deliver. But they will pick up the car. So that's good. Enterprise couldn't guarantee me a car by the end of the day so I went with the local place. It's $30/day, flat, but... Enterprise, if they had a car, could only knock it down to $28. Boo holiday weekend. So I have a nice little gray civic.

I need to get a little plant or something for the neighbor who drove me.

Also? I think the rental place is the most "inspirational" rental car company ever. I wasn't prosel...prosele...I can't spell that right now.... to so much as God and faith managed to work its way into every part of the conversation. And the posters on the walls. Which....weird, but the guys were really nice and it was about them,so. But anyway. It is in a storefront with a church.

Oh, and my neighbor invited me to her church. Um. Basically, renting a car became a religious experience.

OK, I need to eat, and then go run the errands for which I am renting a car.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2007 7:13:29 am PST #1676 of 10001
What is even happening?

Heh.


Jesse - Feb 17, 2007 7:21:07 am PST #1677 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I need to eat, and then go run the errands for which I am renting a car.

And then church, right?

Last time I went to an All Star weekend, I ended up cavorting with a member of *NSYNC. I have sworn off such shenanigans, so am content to stay home.

I was gonna say...

So now I'm waiting for my parents to tell me if they're going to have lunch before they get here or not. Problem is, now I'm ready for lunch!


sarameg - Feb 17, 2007 7:24:35 am PST #1678 of 10001

And then church, right?

Um. I think the last time I was in a church was...um. During services? April 1996, Barcelona? Oh wait, are we counting baptisms?

I'm kinda wired now. Racing around, calling in last minute favors....aieee. Hurry up, toaster over, hurry!


Kathy A - Feb 17, 2007 7:51:50 am PST #1679 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just got back from my massage--she did a great job working out the ultra-tight left trapezius muscle (I think that's what she called it) on my neck/back. It hurt like hell while she was getting the kinks out, but it's soooo loose now. They spent some time afterwards trying to get me to become a member ($59 a month for one free massage and 1/2 price additional ones), but I have other things to spend my money on. The massage today was me spoiling myself, and I don't see me going there again any time in the next year, at least.


Sue - Feb 17, 2007 7:54:35 am PST #1680 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I'm reading that No Tippin' Pippen wants to make a NBA comeback. Has the world gone mad? Is Scottie drunk?


Allyson - Feb 17, 2007 8:11:54 am PST #1681 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear Satan,

Please cure ita's migraines. In exchange, I offer you my immortal soul.

Also, I make fantastic cookies, so you can have as many as you want.

Sincerely,

Allyson

PS: Are we allowed to take more than 3 ounces of liquid per container on the plane to Hell? I think I'll need to pack extra moisturizer what with dry heat.