OK, I need to eat, and then go run the errands for which I am renting a car.

And then church, right?

Last time I went to an All Star weekend, I ended up cavorting with a member of *NSYNC. I have sworn off such shenanigans, so am content to stay home.

I was gonna say...

So now I'm waiting for my parents to tell me if they're going to have lunch before they get here or not. Problem is, now I'm ready for lunch!

And then church, right?

Um. I think the last time I was in a church was...um. During services? April 1996, Barcelona? Oh wait, are we counting baptisms?

I'm kinda wired now. Racing around, calling in last minute favors....aieee. Hurry up, toaster over, hurry!

I just got back from my massage--she did a great job working out the ultra-tight left trapezius muscle (I think that's what she called it) on my neck/back. It hurt like hell while she was getting the kinks out, but it's soooo loose now. They spent some time afterwards trying to get me to become a member ($59 a month for one free massage and 1/2 price additional ones), but I have other things to spend my money on. The massage today was me spoiling myself, and I don't see me going there again any time in the next year, at least.

I'm reading that No Tippin' Pippen wants to make a NBA comeback. Has the world gone mad? Is Scottie drunk?

Dear Satan,

Please cure ita's migraines. In exchange, I offer you my immortal soul.

Also, I make fantastic cookies, so you can have as many as you want.

Sincerely,

Allyson

PS: Are we allowed to take more than 3 ounces of liquid per container on the plane to Hell? I think I'll need to pack extra moisturizer what with dry heat.

Are we allowed to take more than 3 ounces of liquid per container on the plane to Hell?

Only if you check your bags.

Only if you check your bags.

Except then you might end up for all eternity in Lost Luggage Hell.

Oh, Kalshane, that sucks. I hope you find something great and real very soon.

I think I'm going to go buy a new mattress and box spring this weekend. I'm kind of scared. (in a not really, but it means I have to go talk to people and test things, and why can't the perfect set just show up at my door way).

I bought one last year. Just make sure you spend a lot of time laying down on the mattress in the store, in the positions that you normally sleep in, to get a feel for it. V. Important.

Also, don't take the price as the price. Always ask what they can do for you.

Based on my experience and those of my friends, I got much better service at a store that specialized in mattresses rather than a department store or furniture store. I had one friend go to JCPenney and the other to Marshall Field's and their experiences were HORRIBLE.