Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2007 7:13:29 am PST #1676 of 10001
What is even happening?

Heh.


Jesse - Feb 17, 2007 7:21:07 am PST #1677 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I need to eat, and then go run the errands for which I am renting a car.

And then church, right?

Last time I went to an All Star weekend, I ended up cavorting with a member of *NSYNC. I have sworn off such shenanigans, so am content to stay home.

I was gonna say...

So now I'm waiting for my parents to tell me if they're going to have lunch before they get here or not. Problem is, now I'm ready for lunch!


sarameg - Feb 17, 2007 7:24:35 am PST #1678 of 10001

And then church, right?

Um. I think the last time I was in a church was...um. During services? April 1996, Barcelona? Oh wait, are we counting baptisms?

I'm kinda wired now. Racing around, calling in last minute favors....aieee. Hurry up, toaster over, hurry!


Kathy A - Feb 17, 2007 7:51:50 am PST #1679 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just got back from my massage--she did a great job working out the ultra-tight left trapezius muscle (I think that's what she called it) on my neck/back. It hurt like hell while she was getting the kinks out, but it's soooo loose now. They spent some time afterwards trying to get me to become a member ($59 a month for one free massage and 1/2 price additional ones), but I have other things to spend my money on. The massage today was me spoiling myself, and I don't see me going there again any time in the next year, at least.


Sue - Feb 17, 2007 7:54:35 am PST #1680 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I'm reading that No Tippin' Pippen wants to make a NBA comeback. Has the world gone mad? Is Scottie drunk?


Allyson - Feb 17, 2007 8:11:54 am PST #1681 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear Satan,

Please cure ita's migraines. In exchange, I offer you my immortal soul.

Also, I make fantastic cookies, so you can have as many as you want.

Sincerely,

Allyson

PS: Are we allowed to take more than 3 ounces of liquid per container on the plane to Hell? I think I'll need to pack extra moisturizer what with dry heat.


Ginger - Feb 17, 2007 8:17:31 am PST #1682 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Are we allowed to take more than 3 ounces of liquid per container on the plane to Hell?

Only if you check your bags.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2007 8:21:39 am PST #1683 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Only if you check your bags.

Except then you might end up for all eternity in Lost Luggage Hell.


Lee - Feb 17, 2007 8:49:04 am PST #1684 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, Kalshane, that sucks. I hope you find something great and real very soon.


Lee - Feb 17, 2007 8:56:23 am PST #1685 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think I'm going to go buy a new mattress and box spring this weekend. I'm kind of scared. (in a not really, but it means I have to go talk to people and test things, and why can't the perfect set just show up at my door way).