I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early. And I'll just fade away.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Feb 17, 2007 8:11:54 am PST #1681 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear Satan,

Please cure ita's migraines. In exchange, I offer you my immortal soul.

Also, I make fantastic cookies, so you can have as many as you want.

Sincerely,

Allyson

PS: Are we allowed to take more than 3 ounces of liquid per container on the plane to Hell? I think I'll need to pack extra moisturizer what with dry heat.


Ginger - Feb 17, 2007 8:17:31 am PST #1682 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Are we allowed to take more than 3 ounces of liquid per container on the plane to Hell?

Only if you check your bags.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2007 8:21:39 am PST #1683 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Only if you check your bags.

Except then you might end up for all eternity in Lost Luggage Hell.


Lee - Feb 17, 2007 8:49:04 am PST #1684 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, Kalshane, that sucks. I hope you find something great and real very soon.


Lee - Feb 17, 2007 8:56:23 am PST #1685 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think I'm going to go buy a new mattress and box spring this weekend. I'm kind of scared. (in a not really, but it means I have to go talk to people and test things, and why can't the perfect set just show up at my door way).


ChiKat - Feb 17, 2007 9:00:06 am PST #1686 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I bought one last year. Just make sure you spend a lot of time laying down on the mattress in the store, in the positions that you normally sleep in, to get a feel for it. V. Important.

Also, don't take the price as the price. Always ask what they can do for you.

Based on my experience and those of my friends, I got much better service at a store that specialized in mattresses rather than a department store or furniture store. I had one friend go to JCPenney and the other to Marshall Field's and their experiences were HORRIBLE.


Cashmere - Feb 17, 2007 9:00:06 am PST #1687 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Kalshane, lots of job-ma heading your way.

Brit's 'do from the front looks a little less attractive. I'm thinking her hair was so damaged by color and bad weaves that this may have been her only option to getting back some healthy hair.


Lee - Feb 17, 2007 9:04:03 am PST #1688 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Thanks ChiKat! I was planning on going to both Macy's home store ( they have huge sales going on right now) and the local Sleep World before deciding. The weird thing is, all of the reviews of the Sleep world around here are absolutely horrible.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2007 9:05:13 am PST #1689 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Britney thing is just weird. Then again, I have my own shears.

Kalshane, that bites. I hope you get employed again, stat.


ChiKat - Feb 17, 2007 9:08:07 am PST #1690 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I went to American Mattress and they were really good. Delivery in 2 days and a free exchange on the box spring (it was WAY too high and they exchanged it within a week for a low profile box spring).

Also, their mattress are ALWAYS on sale. Usually for 50% off. Mine, supposedly, retailed for $2200, on sale for $1100. I got it for $900, including free delivery.