Freaking NWA (not that one, the airline) is RIDIC. I mean, their flight alerts service is stupid. Their whole website is hard to navigate and forces you to know airport codes, they assume I want to sign up for alerts of when a plane departs (which, I mean I could sort of see why someone would maybe want to know that, but why make that my default? Instead of when the plane lands ? And why make me go through three error screens to change it?) And this is freaking last straw, the email I just got:

8:26 pm (2 minutes ago)

NW 536 February 15 DELAYED - now estimated to depart DTW at 6:44 pm and arrive LGA at 8:25 pm Gate 7

You still don't know when it departed AND you are telling me it is delayed two hours after it left?! What the fuck, NWA!

but, if it didn't get better, parents wouldn't have more than one kid, right?

Er, mine didn't...

Oh, I just meant, in general, in the history of the world, second babies happening and wished for and stuff. It wasn't meant as any insult to only childs.

Ugh, bon.

Thanks, you guys! These are the things I wonder about as I go through my day.

FYI, y'all, apparently ABC isn't rerunning tonight's Grey's tomorrow like they've been doing.

Ah, damn. I guess I'll watch it online then.

My friend Kelly wanted to go out to dinner to celebrate the fact that she had de-iced her car. So we did. And we had beer. And when I got more beer, Kelly ordered one before realizing she shouldn't drink it because she had to drive us both home. So she made me drink it. On top of my own beer. That I drank.

Whirr.

I wanna call everyone I know. And burble at them.

Do it!

You know what the cool kids are doing these days? Drunken text messages.

Jesse, public transport buses, liveries and taxicabs are exempt from child restraint laws.

For people who take taxis a lot, there is this.

FYI, y'all, apparently ABC isn't rerunning tonight's Grey's tomorrow like they've been doing.

Wait, what? I just cancelled the recording to hit OC instead for once. Crapity.