My friend Kelly wanted to go out to dinner to celebrate the fact that she had de-iced her car. So we did. And we had beer. And when I got more beer, Kelly ordered one before realizing she shouldn't drink it because she had to drive us both home. So she made me drink it. On top of my own beer. That I drank.

Whirr.

I wanna call everyone I know. And burble at them.

Do it!

You know what the cool kids are doing these days? Drunken text messages.

Jesse, public transport buses, liveries and taxicabs are exempt from child restraint laws.

For people who take taxis a lot, there is this.

FYI, y'all, apparently ABC isn't rerunning tonight's Grey's tomorrow like they've been doing.

Wait, what? I just cancelled the recording to hit OC instead for once. Crapity.

Jesse, public transport buses, liveries and taxicabs are exempt from child restraint laws.

So, you just hold the baby and hope for the best? I mean, that's what I imagined people doing, but I feel like parents in general are a little more paranoid than that. Curious.

I'd ask people at work, but my (crazy) boss is the only one with little kids, and I don't have the two hours to waste talking about how they get the twins around.

So, you just hold the baby and hope for the best? I mean, that's what I imagined people doing, but I feel like parents in general are a little more paranoid than that. Curious.

My friend in NYC has invited me to bring the kids--their building has one of those chichi rubberized playrooms with an expresso maker for the moms in it. But I honestly don't want to deal with the travel logistics for two toddlers in Manhattan so we're waiting until they are independently mobile to take them on a trip like that.

I think I would take that risk in certain situations--but it would depend on the length of the cab ride and the details of the situation. I'm a lot less paranoid after having Liv so I wouldn't freak out if I had to take them in a cab without car seats.

I can't even imagine lugging two car seats along in addition to all the other child gear it takes just to go to the park.

I can't even imagine lugging two car seats along in addition to all the other child gear it takes just to go to the park.

Well, generally, you don't take a cab to go to the park! You walk with a stroller. Or take the subway, but I think there are enough parks that there should be one close enough to walk to with a little one.

I was raised so pro-seatbelt, I kinda freak when I can't, which is true of most cabs I've taken here. I remember about once a minute that I am not belted and have to stuff it down. Doesn't help that a seatbeltless friend was ejected from a car in high school and broke her neck badly and was in rehab for years (she got back most of her mobility.) And then there was the accident I was in where basically, I'd be daid without the seatbelt. So I'm kinda a seatbelt nazi. I've discovered after the fact that my passengers aren't belted and it freaks me out.

So if you ride with me? Humor me.

Well, generally, you don't take a cab to go to the park! You walk with a stroller. Or take the subway, but I think there are enough parks that there should be one close enough to walk to with a little one.

Well, that's true. I worded that awkwardly. I meant that it would be a nightmare to add car seats to the gear you already have to lug around for even minor trips out the door.

I still feel like Admiral Byrd at times.