Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:24:38 pm PST #9991 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I'm not likely to see the turn over anyway seeing as how I'd like to get out of here and go pick up my kids. Today = Friday. Me = lazy. You do the math.

Today is Friday
Burrell is lazy and loves
her kids. Do the math


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:24:41 pm PST #9992 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I LIKE BLITHER!

It's traditional.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:25:44 pm PST #9993 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

The combination of Pete & jello-wrestling has broken my brane.

The other two combatants were Aimée & Kristin.

Yeah, tell me you're shocked.

tea: Wow, never expected that to be cereal this close to the end.

eta again: I was going to fix the typo that changed 'eta' to 'tea' but it's just too amusingly silly to change.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:26:29 pm PST #9994 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pete will not Haiku.
It's undignified maybe?
He's stroppy baggage


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:26:54 pm PST #9995 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now it is time to snatch and grab.

But wait...

wait...


-t - Mar 09, 2007 1:27:15 pm PST #9996 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hooray, Robin's home!

Boo, Vicodin reaction.

Hey, it's a haiku.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:27:37 pm PST #9997 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Who will pounce? Who will poach? Who will slut that delicious 10,000?

The only number worth slutting for.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:27:54 pm PST #9998 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wants it.

eta: But will have to settle for getting insulted in 10,000.

Pffft.


juliana - Mar 09, 2007 1:27:54 pm PST #9999 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Bitches are Teh Funny.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:28:04 pm PST #10000 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Hec
Pbbbblt!
Pete