I had the nerve-affecting shingles. Not as painful as breaking one's face, but right the hell up there.
{{{{{{alls mah Bitches}}}}}}
I'm very weepy today. I'm sure there's a lot of reasons, such as not feeling "safe" anywhere but at home and then feeling listless and depressed when I'm at home, the glacial pace of my jobhunt, screwing up in a major, easily-avoidable, and expensive way at my job today, dreading the 2 1/2 hour meeting my boss and I will be having starting at 2:30, and my current illness. It all adds up to one giant pit of soul-sucking, though, and I'd like to not be weeping at my desk.
oh, juliana. I'm sorry for so much suck going on right now.
It's the gummint's tracking chip. Go get a penknife, some ethyl alcohol and a some tin foil, stat.
Seriously!
The only reason I haven't already done this is because I am superwuss, and the fear of cutting myself far outweighs a) actual pain, even pain this hurty/stabby, and b) the fear of being tracked by alien/government/pan-dimensional microchip.
I am bewildered by losing a piece of paper on my desk. It is nowhere to be found!
{{{juliana, Cash, Sean, S, everybody}}}
The only reason I haven't already done this is because I am superwuss, and the fear of cutting myself far outweighs a) actual pain, even pain this hurty/stabby, and b) the fear of being tracked by alien/government/pan-dimensional microchip.
Hey, if you don't mind the alien overlords headquartered at Area 51 knowing your lunchmeat preferences, it's up to you.
We all know that Sean likes headcheese. We don't need an alien RFID for that.
assberet
New favorite term.
I wish I could claim credit, but I got it from a blog. (Pandagon, I think.)
Pandagon
Why does this sound like an eight-sided panda? Or a black-and-white geometric shape?