Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Mar 09, 2007 10:00:37 am PST #9873 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

WTF, Tep???????


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 10:01:22 am PST #9874 of 10001
brillig

Holy Hannah, Teppy! Does he think he pays you? Does he think he's your school principal? Does he think everyone in the group is s to his D?

or is he just a jackass???


Pix - Mar 09, 2007 10:05:34 am PST #9875 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Shut it, pixie-face.

Okey dokey, woobie-face!

Tep, it really is getting to the point where it's just plan humorous. I mean...wow.


NoiseDesign - Mar 09, 2007 10:07:08 am PST #9876 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Tep, I wouldn't take abuse like that from someone paying me.

I've got a way that I work with clients, if they have been a problem in the past I don't turn them down for work, I just raise my fee. The real pains get quoted 4X to 5X my fee. This guy would be getting around 7X my fee.


esse - Mar 09, 2007 10:15:54 am PST #9877 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Wow, dude. That reminds me of some crazy email exchanges I've had to deal with in the past. At that point, it doesn't warrant further interaction, so I'd block his email address and accept no further communication with him. You've done your part, and you are okay with your choices, so I'd just cut it all off like a too-long hemline.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:16:08 am PST #9878 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey, Aims...pretend I called you at my break and asked how your day was, just like usual.

Ok. Pretend that I said it was fine and asked about yours.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:19:16 am PST #9879 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is actual moving actually on the horizon, Aims? This would be good new news I was previously unaware of.

For all definitions of horizon that include living on a round planet and no matter how many miles forward you travel, the horizon is still the same distance away.


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2007 10:20:37 am PST #9880 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Now that all this is done (the group stuff, I mean), I'm feeling a little bruised and empty, and The Boy is in Washington D.C. this weekend, so I don't even have his company. I just kind of want to lie on the couch and cry. I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:22:35 am PST #9881 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jesus Bleeding Christ, Tep! What a fucko.

{{{Tep}}} I'm sorry this has hurt you. If you need a good cry, have a good cry. Very cathartic, IMVHO.


SailAweigh - Mar 09, 2007 10:25:50 am PST #9882 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

That dude sounds like one of those people who just *has* to be right about everything, whether it's his specialty or not. Damn, Steph, he doesn't need a cluesticking or even a clue-by-four, he needs a clew. Tied to an anchor sheet, tied to the keel and get his hide scraped by barnacles. Asshat.