Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:22:35 am PST #9881 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jesus Bleeding Christ, Tep! What a fucko.

{{{Tep}}} I'm sorry this has hurt you. If you need a good cry, have a good cry. Very cathartic, IMVHO.


SailAweigh - Mar 09, 2007 10:25:50 am PST #9882 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

That dude sounds like one of those people who just *has* to be right about everything, whether it's his specialty or not. Damn, Steph, he doesn't need a cluesticking or even a clue-by-four, he needs a clew. Tied to an anchor sheet, tied to the keel and get his hide scraped by barnacles. Asshat.


javachik - Mar 09, 2007 10:27:17 am PST #9883 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Teppy, I am hoping the craxy ass bastard doesn't have your home address??!

Edited because caxy doesn't equal craxy.


Pix - Mar 09, 2007 10:28:17 am PST #9884 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Has he had a proper Empress smiting yet?


Ginger - Mar 09, 2007 10:28:55 am PST #9885 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think all the Bitches should go to karaoke in Nashville.

It would certainly improve my usual trip to Nashville.

I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does.

Hell, it bothers me. Of course it should bother you.


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2007 10:29:36 am PST #9886 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Teppy, I am hoping the craxy ass bastard doesn't have your home address??!

No, and -- I may have mentioned -- he lives in Florida. Yeah, he's allowed to be in charge of a committee for a group that is physically located in Ohio, as are all of its members.

What.EV.


Jessica - Mar 09, 2007 10:30:00 am PST #9887 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I've got a way that I work with clients, if they have been a problem in the past I don't turn them down for work, I just raise my fee. The real pains get quoted 4X to 5X my fee. This guy would be getting around 7X my fee.

Yep - we do the same thing.

Now that all this is done (the group stuff, I mean), I'm feeling a little bruised and empty, and The Boy is in Washington D.C. this weekend, so I don't even have his company.

I'm sorry Tep. CC is being a giant assberet, and I hope he gets crabs.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:32:44 am PST #9888 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Has he had a proper Empress smiting yet?

He has not. Tep, would you like a smiting for this ginormous AssHat of the Northern Columbia Fuckwits?


Sean K - Mar 09, 2007 10:34:28 am PST #9889 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

For all definitions of horizon that include living on a round planet and no matter how many miles forward you travel, the horizon is still the same distance away.

Oh. Okay. Damn. Sorry I asked. No, I won't give you a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it.

(It just sounded like, from the way you were talking....)

Teppy, I am hoping the caxy ass bastard doesn't have your home address??!

Yes this, Tep. That guy freaks me out a little. Particularly because he used to be law enforcement. In Cinci, right? Somehow, "Law Enforcement for City of Sexual Repression + Real Live Kink + Inappropriate Casual Hostility" strikes me as a scary combination.

No, and -- I may have mentioned -- he lives in Florida.

Oh. Nevermind. Glad to hear it though. Inappriopriately Hostile is much less scary from a thousand miles away.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:36:04 am PST #9890 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, no worries, Sean. I mean, yes - I hate that apartment. But at the same time, it's fine. We'll move when we're meant to move and into somewhere fan-fucking-tastic.

Seriously. All these months of couples counseling have made me very zen about stuff I can't control.