I worked on my Taxes until 4 AM. I've made a very small dent in them. I feel the budget/finance pain.
'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
It's insane, isn't it? Where does it all *go*? Do paychecks even mean anything at all?
And I'm just taking care (I use those words extraordinarily loosely) of myself! I can't imagine a whole family.
Money issues suck. Why can't we have Communism?
Oh, juliana, a co-worker of DH used to sing this with a friend of his on open mike night at a bar all the time! We loved loved LOVED going to see them. And they did this song perfectly.
DOUBLE LOVE. Did you hear any of the karaoke-in-Nashville stories?
Money issues suck. Why can't we have Communism?
Because we'd still have money issues, they'd just be disguised as shortages of bread and vodka issues. And we'd have to call each other "Comrade" all the time.
Did you hear any of the karaoke-in-Nashville stories?
Heh -- this was the song where Kate and I were smiling politely while every single other person in the place was singing along at the top of their lungs. It was AWESOME.
Because we'd still have money issues, they'd just be disguised as shortages of bread and vodka issues. And we'd have to call each other "Comrade" all the time.
Plus, I *hate* waiting in lines.
I think we should turn b.org into a money-making venture...a think-tank, like the RAND Corporation, but cooler and with more fashion advice.
It was AWESOME.
I still giggle about that every once in a while. Okay, every time I hear that song.
I also giggle about the giant dude (seriously, he was 7 feet tall at least) in the purple velour Lakers warm-up suit singing "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk", because that shit was just funny.
The bar running out of Jack Daniels, OTOH, was not funny. That was just wrong.
HOW can a bar in Tennessee run out of Jack Daniels?!?!!!! isn't that against the state constitution?
isn't that against the state constitution?
That's EXACTLY what we were asking!
Cash! What a craptastic day. I hope it gets a lot better soon.
Gack. Finishing my taxes is on my list for the weekend. Feh. Ptui. Also feeling the no money in account pain. I'm down to $25 to last me until the 15th. Wheeeee.
t tacklepounces on Juliana and covers her with smooches JUST CUZ