Money issues suck. Why can't we have Communism?
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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 9:05:22 am PST #9855 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
juliana - Mar 09, 2007 9:23:27 am PST #9856 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Oh, juliana, a co-worker of DH used to sing this with a friend of his on open mike night at a bar all the time! We loved loved LOVED going to see them. And they did this song perfectly.
DOUBLE LOVE. Did you hear any of the karaoke-in-Nashville stories?
Money issues suck. Why can't we have Communism?
Because we'd still have money issues, they'd just be disguised as shortages of bread and vodka issues. And we'd have to call each other "Comrade" all the time.
Jessica - Mar 09, 2007 9:25:25 am PST #9857 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Did you hear any of the karaoke-in-Nashville stories?
Heh -- this was the song where Kate and I were smiling politely while every single other person in the place was singing along at the top of their lungs. It was AWESOME.
Miracleman - Mar 09, 2007 9:33:28 am PST #9858 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Because we'd still have money issues, they'd just be disguised as shortages of bread and vodka issues. And we'd have to call each other "Comrade" all the time.
Plus, I *hate* waiting in lines.
I think we should turn b.org into a money-making venture...a think-tank, like the RAND Corporation, but cooler and with more fashion advice.
juliana - Mar 09, 2007 9:33:36 am PST #9859 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
It was AWESOME.
I still giggle about that every once in a while. Okay, every time I hear that song.
I also giggle about the giant dude (seriously, he was 7 feet tall at least) in the purple velour Lakers warm-up suit singing "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk", because that shit was just funny.
The bar running out of Jack Daniels, OTOH, was not funny. That was just wrong.
Toddson - Mar 09, 2007 9:36:55 am PST #9860 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
HOW can a bar in Tennessee run out of Jack Daniels?!?!!!! isn't that against the state constitution?
Jessica - Mar 09, 2007 9:37:32 am PST #9861 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
isn't that against the state constitution?
That's EXACTLY what we were asking!
Pix - Mar 09, 2007 9:39:04 am PST #9862 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Cash! What a craptastic day. I hope it gets a lot better soon.
Gack. Finishing my taxes is on my list for the weekend. Feh. Ptui. Also feeling the no money in account pain. I'm down to $25 to last me until the 15th. Wheeeee.
t tacklepounces on Juliana and covers her with smooches JUST CUZ
Beverly - Mar 09, 2007 9:40:20 am PST #9863 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Heh. Cashmere, did you really name your van Morrison? DH named ours Helsing.
Hoping the not!shingles fade quickly and painlessly, and you get your NYC trip with no impediments.
Improved money-ma to SA.
And, like, all the rest of us, too.
juliana - Mar 09, 2007 9:45:46 am PST #9864 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
isn't that against the state constitution?
That's EXACTLY what we were asking!
Yup. SO WRONG.
I think all the Bitches should go to karaoke in Nashville. We would have a hilariously wrong time.
YAY! Kristin smooches!