Maybe we should burn off this thread by insulting Cashmers' very bad, no good, terrible day.
You call yourself a day? You're just the scabby itch of a day.
He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.
Anya ,'Touched'
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DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 7:59:19 am PST #9835 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:59:31 am PST #9836 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fuck you, Cash's Friday! You are a jackhole of a day.
This. A lot of this.
DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 8:00:14 am PST #9837 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm hoping the rash isn't shingles and just dermatitis or a fungal thing.
Sign that your day sucks? "I'm hoping its a fungal thing." That's what you get to hope for.
Cashmere - Mar 09, 2007 8:03:01 am PST #9838 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Couldn't fate have worked a rectal probe in while it was at it?
That's probably scheduled for this afternoon.
It was actually pretty funny. It's entirely possible that I curbed it (as I did with Van Morrison not too terribly long ago. I didn't hear the tire pop at first because I was listening to David Allen Coe's "You Never Even Called Me by My Name." There may have been singing.
I had the foresight to pull over right in front of a TIRE SHOP.
I wasn't even late for my appointment because DH picked me up and took me.
Needless to say, I've go a pretty thick silver lining going on.
Ginger - Mar 09, 2007 8:05:21 am PST #9839 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Definitely a sucktastic morning, Cash.
I'm not overly stressed and I haven't been ill recently so I don't really know why she seemed set on that diagnosis.
Shingles has a pretty characteristic rash pattern. You don't have to be stressed; the chicken pox virus was just in your blood, waiting to get you. It sometimes just means a couple of itchy days.
DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 8:06:43 am PST #9840 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I didn't hear the tire pop at first because I was listening to David Allen Coe's "You Never Even Called Me by My Name."
Heh. Possibly Juliana's favorite country song. It's up there.
Cashmere - Mar 09, 2007 8:07:47 am PST #9841 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
You don't have to be stressed; the chicken pox virus was just in your blood, waiting to get you. It sometimes just means a couple of itchy days.
That's what I'm afraid of. I don't care as long as it clears up by Friday. I'm leaving for NYC and I want an itch-free weekend.
ION Owen's eating mac & cheese with chopsticks.
Laura - Mar 09, 2007 8:08:27 am PST #9842 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Oh, and honey - I am so sorry that your secret-to-her wife, Salma Hayek, has decided to cheat on you and get pregnant and engaged.
Brendon is going to be so upset.
{{{Cashmere}}}
juliana - Mar 09, 2007 8:09:09 am PST #9843 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I didn't hear the tire pop at first because I was listening to David Allen Coe's "You Never Even Called Me by My Name." There may have been singing.
LOVE.
I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing in the rain....
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 8:10:24 am PST #9844 of 10001
brillig
I guess I'd better go out and kiss my tires, for the number of time's I've hopped curbs and not had a tire go.