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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Mar 08, 2007 12:04:15 pm PST #9613 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm all confused now. I thought that was supposed to turn them into Prince fans.

No no -- Prince turns kids gay. Gay people turn kids Goth.

(Goths turn kids...emo? I've lost track.)


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:04:16 pm PST #9614 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I thought that was supposed to turn them into Prince fans.

No, no, no. That's from having androgonous parents.


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:05:01 pm PST #9615 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Goths turn kids...emo? I've lost track.

Republicans.


Ailleann - Mar 08, 2007 12:06:59 pm PST #9616 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

And Republicans turn kids gay! It's the Circle of Rebellion!


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:07:47 pm PST #9617 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We really need to make a chart. Like the Fetish Chart.


tommyrot - Mar 08, 2007 12:09:50 pm PST #9618 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mommy - where do Klingons come from?


Glamcookie - Mar 08, 2007 12:11:07 pm PST #9619 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Your prof should google more carefully before giving silly paper topics!

Agreed! I've spent hours looking for the stupid quote only to find out it doesn't actually exist.


Atropa - Mar 08, 2007 12:11:35 pm PST #9620 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(Goths turn kids...emo? I've lost track.)

Crap, I missed that memo. I've been turning them into minons.


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:14:07 pm PST #9621 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ah...see, that's different. You are making minions out of other people's children. If you had children, you would turn them into emos and so on and so forth.


sj - Mar 08, 2007 12:15:19 pm PST #9622 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Bwah! I'm feeling the need to mention how much I love this thread and all of the spicy brains here before I sign out to get some dinner.