Then she hung up the phone on me while screaming his name to "get his ass down here."

Bwah!

"If she did it or talked to a Real Goth about it, they would send her running to a therapist and/or the hospital."

That is for damn sure. (And thank you for mentioning GCS!)

And thank you for mentioning GCS!

Just doing my part to train the Future Goths of America properly!

I was waiting for you and/or Rick to come around and back me up.

We have spoken and what we have said is: Listen to Nora, for she is very wise and very beautiful.

It sounds to me like Aimee's friend's son is throwing around terms he doesn't know the meaning of and then snowing his mother into thinking he's got arcane knowledge rather than ignorance.

I and my friends would do this very thing from time to time. And not to hide ignorance, but to baffle mothers as to the things we were actually out doing.

Then she hung up the phone on me while screaming his name to "get his ass down here."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

::ahem::

That's not nice. I shouldn't have laughed at that. I'm going to Special Hell.

It's totally funny.

She's a single, lesbian mother of a 12 year old boy in Traverse City.

I told her he was Going Goth cause she was gay.

She told me STFU.

Just doing my part to train the Future Goths of America properly!

I want to see the national convention of FGA, which shoudl be just down the hall from the FFA, Future Farmers of America.

The blue corderoy coats vs. the black leather and lace.

I told her he was Going Goth cause she was gay.

I'm all confused now. I thought that was supposed to turn them into Prince fans.

I'm all confused now. I thought that was supposed to turn them into Prince fans.

No no -- Prince turns kids gay. Gay people turn kids Goth.

(Goths turn kids...emo? I've lost track.)

I thought that was supposed to turn them into Prince fans.

No, no, no. That's from having androgonous parents.

Goths turn kids...emo? I've lost track.

Republicans.