I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?

Angel ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 12:26:55 pm PST #8982 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Baby animals are so tender and delicious! They aren't hardend by life. They're not embittered. They're chubby and sweet tempered and beautifully marbled.

The extra innocence adds to the flavor.


Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2007 12:27:12 pm PST #8983 of 10001
brillig

How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

I'm blanking on the rest of that, except Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.


JZ - Mar 05, 2007 12:28:15 pm PST #8984 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Baby animals are so tender and delicious! They aren't hardend by life. They're not embittered. They're chubby and sweet tempered and beautifully marbled.

::hides Matilda::


Toddson - Mar 05, 2007 12:28:53 pm PST #8985 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

With babies, it's the TOES!


Sparky1 - Mar 05, 2007 12:30:21 pm PST #8986 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I spent the whole vacation pointing to the flocks and saying, "So cute! So delicious!"


DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 12:30:43 pm PST #8987 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

With babies, it's the TOES!

::hides Matilda's toes from JZ::


JZ - Mar 05, 2007 12:32:12 pm PST #8988 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Why do you think I always put socks on her? Putting temptation as far away as possible.


Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2007 12:39:21 pm PST #8989 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

DJ, when you next see this person, give him a hug and tell him you're glad to know him.

I almost never get to see him unless I'm in his city on business or he's in mine on business. In fact he has a layover in Dallas right about now. Don't think they'll let me leave work to go hug him though.

::Just realizes she may get to see Matilda toes::

Eeeeeeeeeee! San Francisco!!!!!!


JZ - Mar 05, 2007 12:42:11 pm PST #8990 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

DJ, can you squeeze in a visit to the Vivienne Westwood exhibit while you're here? It's walking distance from our apartment.


P.M. Marc - Mar 05, 2007 12:46:15 pm PST #8991 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Any farm can have a bunch of chickens running around. My Mom never got to eat any pork - that was saved for her Dad's breakfast. (From the hog they slaughtered once a year and hung out to smoke).

Keyword = farm. What were the prices like in urban areas?