Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 8:35:32 am PST #8904 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I officially hate today. Today sucks donkey dick.

Yes it does.

You need to stop doing volunteer stuff for the group. They're being ass-hats. Go to the parties; skip the committees. That's my advice.

You need to beat your dad around the head with a cluestick once he's healthy enough to endure that.

Bitchy!Coworker will be getting a visit this afternoon from Kneecaps O'Neal.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 05, 2007 8:37:54 am PST #8905 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh Teppy, my love. You poor sweetie. I hope your dad is okay, and that there is a simple fix. He really IS my f-i-l, in so many ways.

I'm sorry your group is getting so frustrating, when it's supposed to be fun, and that venting with the other couple didn't help.

eta...

Your co-worker was way out of line and I hope your PC gets better, right away.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 8:41:08 am PST #8906 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I officially hate today. Today sucks donkey dick.

Yes it does.

You need to stop doing volunteer stuff for the group. They're being ass-hats. Go to the parties; skip the committees. That's my advice.

You're not wrong. Because I like to think I'm a person with integrity, I have a few loose ends to tie up (pun intended) and then I'm off any and all committees.

Problem is, asshat!President's basic feeling is that anyone who doesn't volunteer isn't welcome to be a part of the group. (Which is bullshit, because there are about 40 active members, another 40 sporadic members, and *maybe* 10 consistent volunteers. So if he wants to kick out everyone except the Gang of 10, and just party with them, then I say do it and enjoy your sad little group, you enormous douchebag.)

You need to beat your dad around the head with a cluestick once he's healthy enough to endure that.

Nothing gets through to him. NOTHING.

The only good about today so far is that the song stuck in my head, rather than being Todd Rundgren or Journey, is Tom Waits.

So there's that.


Laura - Mar 05, 2007 8:43:29 am PST #8907 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{Teppy}} Much ~ma of many kinds sent your way.


Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2007 8:43:40 am PST #8908 of 10001
brillig

Hugs Teppy, and ~ma to her dad.

Hubby had higher cholesterol than your dad, and he went on major drugs to bring it down. Which then made all the gunk that had been clogging up his arteries break loose so it could go where gunk goes to be dealt with. Which made all the gunk start catching on things and clogging stuff up. Gross, but true. I wish there were a Liquid Plumber for hearts.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 8:46:16 am PST #8909 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh Teppy, my love. You poor sweetie. I hope your dad is okay, and that there is a simple fix. He really IS my f-i-l, in so many ways.

And I was so preoccupied with stress stress stress over the weekend that I missed your birthday, dang it. So --

Happy (Belated) Birthday, Cindy!!!

I'm sorry your group is getting so frustrating, when it's supposed to be fun, and that venting with the other couple didn't help.

There are tenuous plans afoot for some very casual, unofficial gatherings of people who are disgusted with the status quo. Although the term "splinter group" might well describe it, no one wants to call ourselves that at this point. Because that will set off a shitstorm that will make the worst of the Bureaucracy kerfluffles look like a polite disagreement.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 8:48:22 am PST #8910 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I wish there were a Liquid Plumber for hearts.

My dad said that long ago, when all this started -- he wished that an artery roto-rooter existed.


DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 8:50:21 am PST #8911 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

that will set off a shitstorm that will make the worst of the Bureaucracy kerfluffles look like a polite disagreement.

My title for that in the imaginary Buffista history is: The Day Preferential Voting Made Sophia Cry.


juliana - Mar 05, 2007 8:51:36 am PST #8912 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Aw, hell. Tep, I'm so sorry you had such a shitty weekend/Monday.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 05, 2007 8:52:42 am PST #8913 of 10001
What is even happening?

Happy (Belated) Birthday, Cindy!!!
Oh honey, thank you.

Sadly, I think oatmeal is the closest thing we're going to find to a cardiac Liquid Plumber/roto-rooter.

There are tenuous plans afoot for some very casual, unofficial gatherings of people who are disgusted with the status quo. Although the term "splinter group" might well describe it, no one wants to call ourselves that at this point. Because that will set off a shitstorm that will make the worst of the Bureaucracy kerfluffles look like a polite disagreement.

Yikes.