Damn, ita.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - Jan 14, 2007 6:44:47 pm PST #837 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2007 6:49:07 pm PST #838 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm just whiny as fuck tonight. And wielding a little too much self pity. Some migraines leave me with an excess of mental energy, and I get so very twitchy. I should probably add an Ambien to the festival of pharmaceuticals in my blood, because if the pain's not going to go away I need to achieve sleep nonetheless.
I've never had Tramadol, but my not-my-guy was prescribed some for pain lingering after a car accident, and he took some just before coming over to my place.
I knew he was really fucked up when he sat down and took off his shoes and socks. He never wanders around my apartment barefoot. Twenty minutes later he reached over and put his socks back on--to this day he doesn't remember doing it, and blanches every time I bring it up.
Which means I do, weekly.
Cass - Jan 14, 2007 7:08:06 pm PST #839 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
weekly.That's remarkable restraint.
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2007 7:10:58 pm PST #840 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's remarkable restraint.
He can kill me with an eyelash.
Fay - Jan 14, 2007 7:18:40 pm PST #841 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
He can kill me with an eyelash
....there are people out there who can kill ita with an eyelash?
t shocked
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2007 7:20:36 pm PST #842 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is a guy who voluntarily got TASERed for five seconds this week. Okay, I'd totally do it. But he wants to do it again. And I have no illusions--I'd scream and collapse afterwards like the other voluntary victims.
Except him. He didn't scream, and he didn't sag.
Eyelash, I tell you. Eyelash.
DavidS - Jan 14, 2007 7:36:32 pm PST #843 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He didn't scream, and he didn't sag.
That's uh...priapic.
Go you with finding an eyelash killer, though.
Wait! Are you dating Brock Sampson?
Fay - Jan 14, 2007 7:40:52 pm PST #844 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
....don't make me start 'shipping you, ita.
DavidS - Jan 14, 2007 7:44:21 pm PST #845 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, EM hasn't been living in her own apartment for the last month. She's too afraid to be there.
So Emmett's been on a road tour and it's beginning to stress him out.
She's looking for a new place but probably won't be able to move into anything until February.
I wish...I wish she wasn't such an X factor of unpredictability sometimes.
She's good for years at a stretch, but when she goes rabbit she'll jump directly into the path of an oncoming semi with vary little brainwaves involved.
Typo Boy - Jan 14, 2007 7:50:06 pm PST #846 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
This time it is not like she did not have reason to be frightened.