That's remarkable restraint.
He can kill me with an eyelash.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2007 7:10:58 pm PST #840 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fay - Jan 14, 2007 7:18:40 pm PST #841 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
He can kill me with an eyelash
....there are people out there who can kill ita with an eyelash?
t shocked
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2007 7:20:36 pm PST #842 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is a guy who voluntarily got TASERed for five seconds this week. Okay, I'd totally do it. But he wants to do it again. And I have no illusions--I'd scream and collapse afterwards like the other voluntary victims.
Except him. He didn't scream, and he didn't sag.
Eyelash, I tell you. Eyelash.
DavidS - Jan 14, 2007 7:36:32 pm PST #843 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He didn't scream, and he didn't sag.
That's uh...priapic.
Go you with finding an eyelash killer, though.
Wait! Are you dating Brock Sampson?
Fay - Jan 14, 2007 7:40:52 pm PST #844 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
....don't make me start 'shipping you, ita.
DavidS - Jan 14, 2007 7:44:21 pm PST #845 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, EM hasn't been living in her own apartment for the last month. She's too afraid to be there.
So Emmett's been on a road tour and it's beginning to stress him out.
She's looking for a new place but probably won't be able to move into anything until February.
I wish...I wish she wasn't such an X factor of unpredictability sometimes.
She's good for years at a stretch, but when she goes rabbit she'll jump directly into the path of an oncoming semi with vary little brainwaves involved.
Typo Boy - Jan 14, 2007 7:50:06 pm PST #846 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
This time it is not like she did not have reason to be frightened.
Cass - Jan 14, 2007 7:54:19 pm PST #847 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I just pulled a muscle in my back. Hiccuping.
In silver lining news, the pain was enough of a startle that I seemed to have stopped hiccuping.
This is why you should not lounge in complicated positions. Or, you know, let me run my own body.
DavidS - Jan 14, 2007 8:16:29 pm PST #848 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This time it is not like she did not have reason to be frightened.
Stuff was definitely going on. But I don't think she or Emmett were in serious danger. (As opposed to unserious danger? I think wariness was warranted. Being smart and safe. Not necessarily driven from her home.)
I don't mean to discount her fears. But bolting is how she deals with fear and it's costing him. It's short term. She'll get into a new place. It'll resolve. I'm just frustrated that he's suffering because it's the only way she can deal with this circumstance.
Or, you know, let me run my own body.
Do we need to revoke your I'm An Adult license?
Cass - Jan 14, 2007 8:37:32 pm PST #849 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Maybe.
Does revoking my license mean I can eat Nutella from a spoon?