I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Feb 27, 2007 6:30:42 pm PST #7762 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You should get the Impala tattooed on you!!
You got the wrong idea in Joshua Tree, didn't you?

I mean, I love cars. But it's not prurient. Until it's a race car, at least.


brenda m - Feb 27, 2007 6:32:57 pm PST #7763 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hil, you can get a roll of velcro tape at Walgreens or the like. Stick some of those around and it should stay in place.


juliana - Feb 27, 2007 6:34:10 pm PST #7764 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

C'mon, Cass. You're telling me the Impala isn't one sexy-ass car? With the shiny and the black and the rumble and the Dean driving?


Cass - Feb 27, 2007 6:39:12 pm PST #7765 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, I love the Impala impurely.

With Dean? Eh, I could be flexible. And bendy.


Hil R. - Feb 27, 2007 6:40:00 pm PST #7766 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oooh, Velcro! I'd been thinking safety pins, but Velcro is a much better idea.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 27, 2007 6:53:56 pm PST #7767 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

HMOG, after thinking that girl problem was better today, got home and NO. Called Dr. Offered me a 4:15pm appt. today, which is when I'm at class. I can't miss class, or so I thought. I made arrangement for the next possaible time, Thursday at 10:40am. Nothing else for the rest of the week. Dr.'s office rec'd trying a yeast infection treatment, so I picked one up tonight, and installed it before bed. I am DYING. I am so uncomfortable, I can't even sleep. I was able to do so for 1 hour before it going to hell. I can't even imagine being able to get back to sleep. And yet, I have to go to work tomorrow, because that's where the doctor is, even though I CAN'T SEE HER even thouugh SHE DID THIS TO ME.

I am so upset right now. I have no words.

ION, great seeing vw back, hope things got better for you, hon.


Sean K - Feb 27, 2007 6:54:26 pm PST #7768 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Tonight, for dinner, I made a shrimp scampi. Sort of. No alcohol, 'cuz S can't have any, even in cooking.

But I made it. Me. And it came out really great.

I'm cooking.


Hil R. - Feb 27, 2007 7:00:34 pm PST #7769 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yay for cooking Sean!

My dinner tonight was leftover seitan. I think I like this recipe. Really, the most complicated part of it was grinding the walnuts, and I think I could easily skip those. Other than that, it's just chopping veggies and measuring stuff. A few more processed ingredients than I'd like, though I guess I could use actual broth rather than bouillon if I remember to make and freeze some like I keep meaning to do.

I'm bringing tempeh for lunch tomorrow. For some reason, tempeh really freaks people out. (Not doing anything fancy with it. Cut into slices, fry in a little oil, bring a little container of bbq sauce to dip it in. But certain people in my department get very disturbed when they see me eating this.)


Daisy Jane - Feb 27, 2007 7:00:39 pm PST #7770 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Nora, can you try an oatmeal bath? I'm not sure if it'll work, but I seem to remember someone telling me once that her sister or something had a girlie issue involving that and it at least soothed enough to get some peace.


Lee - Feb 27, 2007 7:01:15 pm PST #7771 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Okay, if you don't know what you want? Then I say you wait til Lee and I get there to decide for with!!!! you.

We can plot my next tattoo at the same time.

MINE TOO.

I mean, no! I can't get a third one.

Really, I did.