Boy, your office sure doesn't make it easy for working people, do they?
::laughs bitterly into her..::
Oh that's right, I don't have a drink.
There were two people who came in an hour late, 30 minutes before close, because they went to the wrong office. Still expected to be seen. Couldn't be because the office closes at 7:30, and one coworker has a father who just had a heart attack so she has to get home to take over for the nurse, the other has a small child, the third- well he's already seen 6 people because someone else demanded to be squeezed in.
I'm sorry you didn't listen to the part where there are two seperate organizations, and I'm sorry you didn't read the sign. I'm sorry you didn't pay enough attention to your surroundings to realize the people where you were were doing something different than you were, and I'm really sorry that you didn't ask someone if that was where you were supposed to be, particularly after waiting for an hour.
However, I have 2 dogs that need walking, a house that needs cleaning, clothes that need washing and I'd like to get around to VM and be in bed at a decent hour so I can get up at 7 so I can do this all over again tomorrow.
Learn what? Your awesomeness?
I've learned that having short hair means product. Which seems to lead to good hair. But still, I have to primp. It's skeery.
Still? Good hair.
Still? Good hair.
I'm going to have to insist on pictures.
But still, I have to primp. It's skeery.
But primping is good! Primping is fun! (Do you want me to bring the sparkly black tiara for you to wear to the Gothy Event?)
Welcome back, vw! I hope you sleep well.
Daisy Jane, I'm sorry your day was wretched.
My day was hectic (with news of More Work Looming At Us, which means there may be a change of some very nebulous plans at House O' Reason, and I bet I could be even more vague if I tried really hard), and tomorrow is looking to be just as hectic.
And I need to trim the ends of my hair. I wonder if I should attempt this myself, or if it would lead to tears and squinchy faces.
Tears and squinchies. You *are* trained, but it's still Your Hair, and thus hard to trim solo.
Tears and squinchies. You *are* trained, but it's still Your Hair, and thus hard to trim solo.
sigh
You're probably right. But I don't know when I'll be able to make an appointment anywhere, and it's not a very big trim that's needed ... okay, I know. Putting my hair in a ponytail and lopping off a few inches is not what I should do. I know. Stop looking at me like that.
Sparkly black tiara? Primping is fun! Especially for Gothy Events.
Though it turns out that one stray hair near my eye can wreck my makeup for the day. Only the mascara is really waterproof. The rest? Very waterphobic.
I will *not* stop looking at you like that.
Hey, if, say, someone had the car tomorrow and was tempted to run out and get a tattoo, is that even possible? How much Planning in Advance is needed? I'm feeling Restless.
Sparkly black tiara? Primping is fun! Especially for Gothy Events.
Okay, then! I'll pack the tiara.
Though it turns out that one stray hair near my eye can wreck my makeup for the day. Only the mascara is really waterproof. The rest? Very waterphobic.
The solution to this is She-Laq by Benefit. It's how my eyebrows stay on.
Putting my hair in a ponytail and lopping off a few inches is not what I should do. I know. Stop looking at me like that.
If you are certain you need to do this at home? Have the Not!You artist guy do it for you. Because otherwise will lead to squinchies and tears. And nobody wants that.
