It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Feb 27, 2007 5:11:45 pm PST #7728 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Learn what? Your awesomeness?
I've learned that having short hair means product. Which seems to lead to good hair. But still, I have to primp. It's skeery.

Still? Good hair.


DavidS - Feb 27, 2007 5:17:10 pm PST #7729 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Still? Good hair.

I'm going to have to insist on pictures.


Atropa - Feb 27, 2007 5:18:59 pm PST #7730 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But still, I have to primp. It's skeery.

But primping is good! Primping is fun! (Do you want me to bring the sparkly black tiara for you to wear to the Gothy Event?)

Welcome back, vw! I hope you sleep well.

Daisy Jane, I'm sorry your day was wretched.

My day was hectic (with news of More Work Looming At Us, which means there may be a change of some very nebulous plans at House O' Reason, and I bet I could be even more vague if I tried really hard), and tomorrow is looking to be just as hectic.

And I need to trim the ends of my hair. I wonder if I should attempt this myself, or if it would lead to tears and squinchy faces.


P.M. Marc - Feb 27, 2007 5:21:24 pm PST #7731 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tears and squinchies. You *are* trained, but it's still Your Hair, and thus hard to trim solo.


Atropa - Feb 27, 2007 5:23:40 pm PST #7732 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Tears and squinchies. You *are* trained, but it's still Your Hair, and thus hard to trim solo.

sigh

You're probably right. But I don't know when I'll be able to make an appointment anywhere, and it's not a very big trim that's needed ... okay, I know. Putting my hair in a ponytail and lopping off a few inches is not what I should do. I know. Stop looking at me like that.


Cass - Feb 27, 2007 5:24:24 pm PST #7733 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Sparkly black tiara? Primping is fun! Especially for Gothy Events.

Though it turns out that one stray hair near my eye can wreck my makeup for the day. Only the mascara is really waterproof. The rest? Very waterphobic.


P.M. Marc - Feb 27, 2007 5:25:07 pm PST #7734 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I will *not* stop looking at you like that.

Hey, if, say, someone had the car tomorrow and was tempted to run out and get a tattoo, is that even possible? How much Planning in Advance is needed? I'm feeling Restless.


Atropa - Feb 27, 2007 5:25:54 pm PST #7735 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Sparkly black tiara? Primping is fun! Especially for Gothy Events.

Okay, then! I'll pack the tiara.

Though it turns out that one stray hair near my eye can wreck my makeup for the day. Only the mascara is really waterproof. The rest? Very waterphobic.

The solution to this is She-Laq by Benefit. It's how my eyebrows stay on.


Cass - Feb 27, 2007 5:26:37 pm PST #7736 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Putting my hair in a ponytail and lopping off a few inches is not what I should do. I know. Stop looking at me like that.
If you are certain you need to do this at home? Have the Not!You artist guy do it for you. Because otherwise will lead to squinchies and tears. And nobody wants that.


Atropa - Feb 27, 2007 5:27:56 pm PST #7737 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I will *not* stop looking at you like that.

Oh fine. Be that way. I won't trim my own hair.

Hey, if, say, someone had the car tomorrow and was tempted to run out and get a tattoo, is that even possible? How much Planning in Advance is needed? I'm feeling Restless.

Er, depending on where someone went, probably not a lot of Planning in Advance. Lucky Devil usually has openings. Have you finally settled on a design?