I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Feb 26, 2007 10:15:47 am PST #7508 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

t's just -- I'm so insulted that he thinks I'm overstepping my role by editing crap writing. I truly think that he thinks an editor just runs spellcheck

I know. But you want it to be less about you, more about the problems within the group

maybe something like

editing is more than running spellcheck. It invloves grammer, bahblahblah. proffessional knowledge and pride makes it impossible for me to do a job that a buttmonkey could do.

eta: of course, in your words, without scarmbling all the letters around.


Pix - Feb 26, 2007 10:20:02 am PST #7509 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

editing is more than running spellcheck. It invloves grammer, bahblahblah. proffessional knowledge and pride makes it impossible for me to do a job that a buttmonkey could do.

This is my new favorite job description ever.

t waves

Why is it Monday? Why am I not allowed nap-time during the day? These are the questions that haunt me.


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2007 10:20:30 am PST #7510 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I think I'll incorporate both Vortex's suggested changes AND Beth's suggestion of the use of "buttmonkey."


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 10:22:23 am PST #7511 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

editing is more than running spellcheck. It invloves grammer, bahblahblah. proffessional knowledge and pride makes it impossible for me to do a job that a buttmonkey could do.

"When I became an editor, I swore an oath to uphold certain standards of editing....."


Vortex - Feb 26, 2007 10:24:03 am PST #7512 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

"When I became an editor, I swore an oath to uphold certain standards of editing....."

on the OED? (I joke because the French Honor Society swore their oath on a Collins-Robert French-English Dictionary.)


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2007 10:24:48 am PST #7513 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"When I became an editor, I swore an oath to uphold certain standards of editing....."

In brightest day, in blackest night
No typo shall escape my sight;
Let those who haven't learned to write
Beware my power, Mighty Editor's light!


Jessica - Feb 26, 2007 10:26:19 am PST #7514 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am not resigning because some people didn't prefer my newsletter design. I AM resigning because the newsletter problems are just the most recent example in a long line of problems that repeat themselves over and over.

Change to:

I am not resigning because some people didn't prefer my newsletter design. I AM resigning because Committee Chairman is an intolerable prick. I mean, just look at the way he dresses!


Atropa - Feb 26, 2007 10:59:38 am PST #7515 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"When I became an editor, I swore an oath to uphold certain standards of editing....."

In brightest day, in blackest night
No typo shall escape my sight;
Let those who haven't learned to write
Beware my power, Mighty Editor's light!

I need to post that on my office door.


Laga - Feb 26, 2007 11:07:13 am PST #7516 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Does Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame) still have a Pointy Headed Boss contest? Cause this paragraph coud be worth money...

The image I and the board wants and I hope all the rest of the members want as well, is to portray a vibrant, inclusive, cutting age group, who is moving forward.


beth b - Feb 26, 2007 11:19:25 am PST #7517 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

DH's co just hired one of his ex teammates back. They really want DH to take over internal IT -but both DH an dI wonder how long he'd be there before they'd fire him.