Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2007 10:26:19 am PST #7514 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am not resigning because some people didn't prefer my newsletter design. I AM resigning because the newsletter problems are just the most recent example in a long line of problems that repeat themselves over and over.

Change to:

I am not resigning because some people didn't prefer my newsletter design. I AM resigning because Committee Chairman is an intolerable prick. I mean, just look at the way he dresses!


Atropa - Feb 26, 2007 10:59:38 am PST #7515 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"When I became an editor, I swore an oath to uphold certain standards of editing....."

In brightest day, in blackest night
No typo shall escape my sight;
Let those who haven't learned to write
Beware my power, Mighty Editor's light!

I need to post that on my office door.


Laga - Feb 26, 2007 11:07:13 am PST #7516 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Does Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame) still have a Pointy Headed Boss contest? Cause this paragraph coud be worth money...

The image I and the board wants and I hope all the rest of the members want as well, is to portray a vibrant, inclusive, cutting age group, who is moving forward.


beth b - Feb 26, 2007 11:19:25 am PST #7517 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

DH's co just hired one of his ex teammates back. They really want DH to take over internal IT -but both DH an dI wonder how long he'd be there before they'd fire him.


Vortex - Feb 26, 2007 11:19:44 am PST #7518 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Please stop repeating that sentence. It's causing me physical pain everytime I see it. My eyes are sprained from the rolling


JZ - Feb 26, 2007 11:21:14 am PST #7519 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

DH's co just hired one of his ex teammates back. They really want DH to take over internal IT -but both DH an dI wonder how long he'd be there before they'd fire him.

beth, please tell me he isn't seriously considering it, even for a second. Because... no. Just no.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2007 11:22:31 am PST #7520 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Please stop repeating that sentence. It's causing me physical pain everytime I see it. My eyes are sprained from the rolling

Yeah. My eyes are already rolling like crazy from "cutting age group" and then the "who is moving forward" just throws my eyes rolling in a completely different direction and I get all dizzy and nauseous....


DavidS - Feb 26, 2007 11:27:05 am PST #7521 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

beth, please tell me he isn't seriously considering it, even for a second. Because... no. Just no.

Let's be very clear. I will personally drub Matt around the ears if he stays at this job. I will declare him a victim of Stockholm's Syndrome and hijack him away to be deprogrammed.

He absolutely needs to leave that place. All their promises are empty and bullshit. He knows that. Be strong Matt! Run away to the sane place!


P.M. Marc - Feb 26, 2007 11:27:17 am PST #7522 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I seem to recall one or two with children in distress instead. But yeah, much as I enjoy SPN, I do think it could be improved with an infusion of Faith or Buffy or new-version Starbuck. Then again, I think that about most shows, up to and including Countdown.

There's an increasing number of dudesels in distress in S2, which goes along with the whole inversion of a lot of S1 that we've been seeing.

And large numbers of their damsels have a good deal of smarts and agency. More, usually, than the dudesels. Unless the dudesel is Dean, but then, we all know Dean's the girliest girl in girlonia.

Signed, just watched Asylum again.

In brightest day, in blackest night
No typo shall escape my sight;
Let those who haven't learned to write
Beware my power, Mighty Editor's light!

If they deliver it to you on yellow paper, does the typo escape?


Steph L. - Feb 26, 2007 11:29:12 am PST #7523 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

If they deliver it to you on yellow paper, does the typo escape?

Fuckin' legal pads are my nemesis!