Kaylee ,'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The meeting wasn't as stressful as I anticipated. They all love the kid. He is a charmer. He kicks ass on the standardized tests that are the lifeblood of the school system. (grrrr Jeb! grrrr) But his teachers, being caring seeing the big picture kind of teachers, know that he is not even coming close to meeting his potential. They aren't satisfied by kick ass FCAT scores. They would prefer he succeed in life. I love my teachers.
Those are good teachers.
I would like to state for the record, that I hate Pap Smears. HATE!
And I am defiantly *not* whitefonting the mention of girly parts and procedures. ALL SHOULD KNOW OF MY UNENDING HATRED.
that I hate Pap Smears
"This may pinch."
I'LL GIVE YOU A PINCH! GET THAT PAIR OF PLIARS OFF MY BITS!
"This may pinch."
Major understatement. Stupid doctors.
Sounds like Bobby has awesome teachers, Laura.
Yay for Matilda sleepage and a day off for JZ! Boo for Hec's soon-to-be quivering tendons.
It's Friday, right? God, I hope so.
Yes, Friday. Mom's still sick, and I have an influx of 14 and 6 year olds (one each) coming. Must purge house with vacuum and mop.
...the thing to do now, is move. Just leave it all behind and start over elsewhere.
Yay for great teachers, and boo for PAP smears. I don't care if those two unrelated things are in the same sentence. I'm tahrd. DH should be back from the beach in the morning, but there's today and tonight to be got through before then. Can I resign?
I'm off to Dublin this weekend Yay!
"This may pinch."
Dude, having an IUD inserted was so (briefly yet holycrapsharply) painful that I will NEVER complain about a PAP test again.
Dude, having an IUD inserted was so (briefly yet holycrapsharply) painful that I will NEVER complain about a PAP test again.
Steph, did sounds get metallic on you?
Sounds got metallic on me. It was really, really weird. I mean, I understood intellectually what was going on, and which major nerves were involved, but man... everything sounded like it was coming out of a tin can.
Is the doctor using the right size speculum? Cause while I have a large outside, apparently, my insides are small. They assume that my big ass means big other stuff. Several years ago, as I was grimacing in pain, the doc looked at me and said "you shouldn't be in this much pain, I'm going to try something" and put in a different sepeculum, a size smaller. SO MUCH BETTER.
and in other girly news, got the bargain of a lifetime last night. Jones New York jacket priced at $239.00 for TWELVE DOLLARS. It's a little big, but what's a waist nip when the jacket was TWELVE DOLLARS.
and in other girly news, got the bargain of a lifetime last night. Jones New York jacket priced at $239.00 for TWELVE DOLLARS. It's a little big, but what's a waist nip when the jacket was TWELVE DOLLARS.
Ooh! Good deal!