'Serenity'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dude, having an IUD inserted was so (briefly yet holycrapsharply) painful that I will NEVER complain about a PAP test again.
Steph, did sounds get metallic on you?
Sounds got metallic on me. It was really, really weird. I mean, I understood intellectually what was going on, and which major nerves were involved, but man... everything sounded like it was coming out of a tin can.
Is the doctor using the right size speculum? Cause while I have a large outside, apparently, my insides are small. They assume that my big ass means big other stuff. Several years ago, as I was grimacing in pain, the doc looked at me and said "you shouldn't be in this much pain, I'm going to try something" and put in a different sepeculum, a size smaller. SO MUCH BETTER.
and in other girly news, got the bargain of a lifetime last night. Jones New York jacket priced at $239.00 for TWELVE DOLLARS. It's a little big, but what's a waist nip when the jacket was TWELVE DOLLARS.
and in other girly news, got the bargain of a lifetime last night. Jones New York jacket priced at $239.00 for TWELVE DOLLARS. It's a little big, but what's a waist nip when the jacket was TWELVE DOLLARS.
Ooh! Good deal!
Colposcopy. That hurt. There are advantages to having a female goolie doc, because she looked up at me with the tears coming out of my eyes and said, "I know, I had one of these a couple of months ago, hang in there."
Yep. Colposcopy is not fun.
I donwanna think about girly bits and procedures any more than that.
Dude, having an IUD inserted was so (briefly yet holycrapsharply) painful that I will NEVER complain about a PAP test again.
Truer statement, mang....
I am like Vortex. My OBs have figured out pretty quickly to use a much smaller speculum on me. Before childbirth, one of my GYNs actually used a child-sized one. Which was good for me, but also made me sad because there are very few good reasons to need such a thing as a child-sized speculum.
Edited because a "much speculum" is not the same thing as a "much smaller" speculum. Must learn to proof before posting.
Jones New York jacket priced at $239.00 for TWELVE DOLLARS. It's a little big, but what's a waist nip when the jacket was TWELVE DOLLARS.
Ooooh. Nice.
Amazon is recommending Sidney Poitier's autobiography, based on the fact that I ordered "YOU: On A Diet." Interesting.
Also, I've been looking though the recipes in "Vegan With a Vengeance," which I also just bought. It's pretty interesting as vegan cookbooks go. The desserts take up about a quarter of the book, and there's no a single salad. Looks like fun. I have a feeling I might be bringing a lot of vegan baked goods into the office in the next few weeks.
Amazon is recommending Sidney Poitier's autobiography, based on the fact that I ordered "YOU: On A Diet." Interesting.
Probably because both books have been featured on Oprah, although Amazon recommendations are often on the bad crack.
Hysterectomy = no more pap smears. This is a definite benefit.