The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 21, 2007 12:32:30 pm PST #6793 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's almost time to go home!

And it's nice and warm out (47F).


erikaj - Feb 21, 2007 12:34:38 pm PST #6794 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I figured you'd know, Hecubus. So there's some competitive in that snark, huh? It's kind of too bad...the weak moment in question being so long ago and all. And of course, he had to look lame in front of his fellow statistic-brained sports geeks. Instead of like, me, who'd be all "Tough break, what's your face!" ETA: But it's still a funny story. But wouldn't you know, if KO knows about it, that shit's forever? I would. He probably can't buy a belt without agita, now.


Pix - Feb 21, 2007 12:58:08 pm PST #6795 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Sigh. Sometimes being a girl just plain sucks. I feel like crap right now and want to go home. And I ate a piece of cake and four brownie bits that I am TOTALLY blaming on the PMS.


Laga - Feb 21, 2007 1:00:06 pm PST #6796 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Well... our orgasms are so much better.


Vortex - Feb 21, 2007 1:04:06 pm PST #6797 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well... our orgasms are so much better.

and we can have a bunch of them.

Hivemind question -- How to say "the bus station isn't in the greatest part of town" without scaring parents?


Aims - Feb 21, 2007 1:05:44 pm PST #6798 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How to say "the bus station isn't in the greatest part of town" without scaring parents?

"I would prefer if you flew in."


beekaytee - Feb 21, 2007 1:10:12 pm PST #6799 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

What Aimee said.

Our bus station is so far beyond surreal...I'd suggest having them take the bus to somewhere close to say, the Silver Spring, or New Carrolton stations and having them Metro the rest of the way.


Vortex - Feb 21, 2007 1:11:09 pm PST #6800 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't want to scare them, but I wouldn't send my kid there alone.


Vortex - Feb 21, 2007 1:17:02 pm PST #6801 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I decided to go with "it's very difficult to get a taxi there", which any idiot should figure out is code for "bad part of town"


beekaytee - Feb 21, 2007 1:34:48 pm PST #6802 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

"it's very difficult to get a taxi there"

This is an xpost with my brain...I was coming to suggest it. And, despite being code, it has the added extra bonus of being true.