No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Feb 21, 2007 1:04:06 pm PST #6797 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well... our orgasms are so much better.

and we can have a bunch of them.

Hivemind question -- How to say "the bus station isn't in the greatest part of town" without scaring parents?


Aims - Feb 21, 2007 1:05:44 pm PST #6798 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How to say "the bus station isn't in the greatest part of town" without scaring parents?

"I would prefer if you flew in."


beekaytee - Feb 21, 2007 1:10:12 pm PST #6799 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

What Aimee said.

Our bus station is so far beyond surreal...I'd suggest having them take the bus to somewhere close to say, the Silver Spring, or New Carrolton stations and having them Metro the rest of the way.


Vortex - Feb 21, 2007 1:11:09 pm PST #6800 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't want to scare them, but I wouldn't send my kid there alone.


Vortex - Feb 21, 2007 1:17:02 pm PST #6801 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I decided to go with "it's very difficult to get a taxi there", which any idiot should figure out is code for "bad part of town"


beekaytee - Feb 21, 2007 1:34:48 pm PST #6802 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

"it's very difficult to get a taxi there"

This is an xpost with my brain...I was coming to suggest it. And, despite being code, it has the added extra bonus of being true.


Vortex - Feb 21, 2007 1:35:52 pm PST #6803 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

well, some busses drop off at Union station, so I'm telling people to use those.


Miracleman - Feb 21, 2007 1:38:20 pm PST #6804 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Well... our orgasms are so much better.

Oh? You've had a male orgasm, so you can compare?


tommyrot - Feb 21, 2007 1:56:16 pm PST #6805 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh? You've had a male orgasm, so you can compare?

You don't need to be sarcastic. Maybe she was a man in a past life.


Miracleman - Feb 21, 2007 1:59:11 pm PST #6806 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You don't need to be sarcastic.

I'm not sarcastic, just curious.

Maybe she was a man in a past life.

Then she has a very good memory.