But she was naked! And all... articulate!

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Feb 20, 2007 7:44:22 am PST #6603 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Cons: May attempt to assassinate presidential candidate at mention of Chinese food.

Note: may or may not be a con, depending on candidate.


Volans - Feb 20, 2007 7:44:23 am PST #6604 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Hmm...the downside really doesn't seem to outweigh the...hello, Mr. Seekrit Servus.

ION, we had our biochem attack training today. There was some humor. We all got our new MK-1 sets, which is the self-inject pen you use if you're in a chemical attack hot zone. These bad boys push 6 cc of fluid into your muscle in under 10 seconds; talk about pressurized. I saw a demo once where the guy pushed one against a piece of plywood - the needle punched right through and the atropine sprayed all over the far wall, about 6 feet away.

So the instructor is telling us how effective the MK-1 is. "We gassed a rabbit with sarin gas, and it went into convulsions; 15 minutes later it was dead. We gassed a second rabbit, and gave it the atropine at 14 minutes--"

My friend D-- interrupts: "Did the rabbit blow up?"

The instructor glares at him. "The rabbit fully recovered. We put it back in its cage and it was good to go."

I poke my colleague: "Great! You'll be perfectly able to do your job! All you do is twitch and nibble on lettuce."

More glaring.


beth b - Feb 20, 2007 8:26:13 am PST #6605 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Well, I took the Ambien last night - i definately slept. however, I am still fuzzy so I am thinking it is a rare thing.

Matt's co president was going on and on about how good Matt's plan fro his group is. - you know the one he has been talking about for over two years. Whatever.


Lee - Feb 20, 2007 8:49:08 am PST #6606 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ahem. Sunday, however, is very good for me.

I could do Sunday too-- that would actually be better than Friday.


Zenkitty - Feb 20, 2007 9:37:24 am PST #6607 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Another woman who looks better bald than Britney SPears: my niece Kim.

Go check out the rest of her site while you're there. She's a wonderful artist and musician as well. ::shameless plug::


DavidS - Feb 20, 2007 9:53:45 am PST #6608 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Great! You'll be perfectly able to do your job! All you do is twitch and nibble on lettuce."

Heh. I'd be worried about those anti-gas shots, though. They were linked to a lot of Gulf War syndrome cases.


DavidS - Feb 20, 2007 9:54:15 am PST #6609 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

my niece Kim.

Seriously stunning.


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2007 10:04:24 am PST #6610 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That is a seriously intense look. After peeking through her site, I realise I have no idea what she actually looks like.

Or if there is an actually.


Zenkitty - Feb 20, 2007 10:36:18 am PST #6611 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Or if there is an actually.

That pretty much sums it up: there's an actually, but she hides it most of the time.

Here she is, in "normal" street wear, wearing a wig that looks mostly like her real hair did. Note that she rarely looks like this, thus the quotes around "normal"! Did you check out her paintings? The photorealistic ones she does of machines are just amazing. I have a photo of one at my desk so I can make everyone look at them.


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2007 10:43:59 am PST #6612 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't imagine the attention to detail required to sustain such images. I'd imagine it becomes much easier with time, and the need/urge to do it takes care of a lot of the energy, but still. I'm so laissez faire. My image is taken care of by the restrictions/predilictions I have when clothes shopping. That's about it. Anything more coded only comes out when I do evening-fu.