I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 13, 2007 7:38:01 am PST #651 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, in lieu of, you know, actually being able to DO anything except feel like a total jerk,

I don't get why car troubles makes you a jerk, total or incomplete. Your car is a jerk, though. Get your shit together, car!


Cass - Jan 13, 2007 7:51:04 am PST #652 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Much ~ma for your Grandma, Nora. I am sorry that you are frustrated by your car.


Lee - Jan 13, 2007 7:52:51 am PST #653 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor (NOT AT ALL A JERK) Nora. I hope your grandma is okay.


Polter-Cow - Jan 13, 2007 7:53:29 am PST #654 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

~ma for Nora's grandma.


Zenkitty - Jan 13, 2007 8:18:01 am PST #655 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Be well soon, Nora's grandma.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 13, 2007 8:36:03 am PST #656 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Your car is a jerk, though. Get your shit together, car!

You may be on to something there.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 13, 2007 8:52:40 am PST #657 of 10001
What is even happening?

Nora, much health to your grandmother, and some perspective for your mom, and peace for you.

And the hairy eyeball to your jerkface car.


beth b - Jan 13, 2007 8:56:26 am PST #658 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

much ma~~ for your grandmother, Nora.

I am wondering if I am going to ever get past the mmrffle stage today. DH says it is a step up from gronk because it is two syllables, but I'm not sure. I think mmrffle is gronk's sleepy cousin.


JZ - Jan 13, 2007 8:59:45 am PST #659 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Much, much health-ma to your grandma, and a stern glare to your car.

You are not not not a jerk, Nora dear!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 13, 2007 9:04:45 am PST #660 of 10001
What is even happening?

I think mmrffle is gronk's sleepy cousin.

I agree. No audible vowels? That's a give-away, I think.