This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.

Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2007 11:25:15 am PST #6458 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Not that Crichton had any real reason to believe dilophosaurs spat venom...I think he just threw it in there.

Crichton would know, as he comes from a long line of venom-spitters.


Aims - Feb 19, 2007 11:40:41 am PST #6459 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I will not sell my child.

I will not sell my child.

I will not sell my child.

I will not sell my child.

I will not sell my child.


Lee - Feb 19, 2007 11:41:49 am PST #6460 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Not even for some magic beans?


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 19, 2007 11:41:52 am PST #6461 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Maybe you can use her as a downpayment on something shiny.


Aims - Feb 19, 2007 11:42:58 am PST #6462 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sold to the lady with magic beans!

(Although with my luck, they'll be magic recalcitrant child growing beans.)

Maybe you can use her as a downpayment on something shiny.

Like a studio apartment OF MY VERY OWN.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 19, 2007 11:43:20 am PST #6463 of 10001
What is even happening?

But will you give her away or loan her out?


Aims - Feb 19, 2007 11:45:15 am PST #6464 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I might give her away.

I'm selling stuff on CraigsList. SOmeone might be coming over today to look at and maybe buy some stuff. She's exhausted and needs a nap. She won't take one. I need to clean the kitchen, which I could do regardless of nap taking but she NEEDS a nap. She takes one at school everyday, but won't take one here and SHE NEEDS A NAP!!!

Maybe I need a nap.


Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2007 11:47:56 am PST #6465 of 10001
brillig

won't take one here and SHE NEEDS A NAP

Brandy. Schnapps. Something tasty and sweet and potent.


beth b - Feb 19, 2007 11:50:12 am PST #6466 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I need a nap. I haven't been sleeping well for a month. I was at the doctor for a diabetes check up and now have 7 pills of the extended release Ambien. I really hope that one night of good sleep breaks the cycle. Not very excited, but I will be if it works. I also saw 4 more lbs on the scale - which now puts me 15 pounds above where I am comfortable. pbbth.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 19, 2007 11:51:13 am PST #6467 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I'm selling stuff on CraigsList. SOmeone might be coming over today to look at and maybe buy some stuff. She's exhausted and needs a nap. She won't take one. I need to clean the kitchen, which I could do regardless of nap taking but she NEEDS a nap. She takes one at school everyday, but won't take one here and SHE NEEDS A NAP!!!

So, is it Joe that usually looks ater her during the day?

Maybe you need to ask WWMMD? C'mon, you don't want Joe to be the better mother, do you? Don't get him lactating again!

I am SUCH a bastard.