You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2007 11:18:52 am PST #6454 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh - dilophosaur x-posts!


Cashmere - Feb 19, 2007 11:18:58 am PST #6455 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

billytea x-post!


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2007 11:21:46 am PST #6456 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From that link, the spitting into the eyes and the frilly neck thing were inventions of the filmmakers.

Bastards!


Miracleman - Feb 19, 2007 11:23:41 am PST #6457 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

From that link, the spitting into the eyes and the frilly neck thing were inventions of the filmmakers.

Bastards!

Well, Michael Crichton had the dilophosaurs spitting in the book, if I recall, though the frilly neck thing was absent.

Not that Crichton had any real reason to believe dilophosaurs spat venom...I think he just threw it in there.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2007 11:25:15 am PST #6458 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Not that Crichton had any real reason to believe dilophosaurs spat venom...I think he just threw it in there.

Crichton would know, as he comes from a long line of venom-spitters.


Aims - Feb 19, 2007 11:40:41 am PST #6459 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I will not sell my child.

I will not sell my child.

I will not sell my child.

I will not sell my child.

I will not sell my child.


Lee - Feb 19, 2007 11:41:49 am PST #6460 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Not even for some magic beans?


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 19, 2007 11:41:52 am PST #6461 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Maybe you can use her as a downpayment on something shiny.


Aims - Feb 19, 2007 11:42:58 am PST #6462 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sold to the lady with magic beans!

(Although with my luck, they'll be magic recalcitrant child growing beans.)

Maybe you can use her as a downpayment on something shiny.

Like a studio apartment OF MY VERY OWN.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 19, 2007 11:43:20 am PST #6463 of 10001
What is even happening?

But will you give her away or loan her out?