Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Jan 13, 2007 1:24:46 am PST #645 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
DavidS - Jan 13, 2007 6:44:32 am PST #646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sweet! San Francisco has a new porn building!
A friendly band of San Francisco pornographers can't wait to get inside the old armory on Mission Street and start tying people up, artistically.
Not only tying them up, but also spanking them, swatting them, cuffing them and whipping them, with sensitivity.
"This is going to be very exciting,'' said porn director James Mogul. "What an opportunity.''
Steph L. - Jan 13, 2007 7:16:05 am PST #647 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Heh. My favorite part of that article is this quote from the director:
"I see all kinds of kinky things going on in here. It's wonderful to put soft human flesh next to ugly, industrial machines. That's what we call juxtaposition."
Uh, yeah. Because your audience is really looking for the artistic side of a good ass-beating. (Yes, I'm well aware that *some* are, but most people don't watch porn for the production values.)
Nora Deirdre - Jan 13, 2007 7:16:21 am PST #648 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Frack!
My grandmother is in the ER to have an infection/fever checked out, my mother thinks it is pneumonia. Our car's transmission (automatic) is in not great shape (we have an appt. to take it in on Monday- it's real bitchy about shifting out of first gear) so we can't go to CT to the hospital. Much to my mother's great disappointment.
So, in lieu of, you know, actually being able to DO anything except feel like a total jerk, I request ~ma for Grandma and that she'll be sent home tonight with antibiotics and will be just fine.
-t - Jan 13, 2007 7:22:00 am PST #649 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
{{Nora}} I know it sucks not be able to go. Health~ma for your grandmother.
Laura - Jan 13, 2007 7:28:41 am PST #650 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
{{Nora}} Much ~ma for Grandma. How frustrating to be unable to go see her in person.
DavidS - Jan 13, 2007 7:38:01 am PST #651 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, in lieu of, you know, actually being able to DO anything except feel like a total jerk,
I don't get why car troubles makes you a jerk, total or incomplete. Your car is a jerk, though. Get your shit together, car!
Cass - Jan 13, 2007 7:51:04 am PST #652 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Much ~ma for your Grandma, Nora. I am sorry that you are frustrated by your car.
Lee - Jan 13, 2007 7:52:51 am PST #653 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Poor (NOT AT ALL A JERK) Nora. I hope your grandma is okay.
Polter-Cow - Jan 13, 2007 7:53:29 am PST #654 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
~ma for Nora's grandma.