That's right, schools, banks, the courts and the post office are closed today.
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sumi - Feb 19, 2007 7:44:06 am PST #6413 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Nicole - Feb 19, 2007 7:45:27 am PST #6414 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Happy Birthday, dearest Beverly!! I hope it's a lovely day and a new year of love and joy.
§ ita § - Feb 19, 2007 7:45:36 am PST #6415 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the plants would effectively be shut down anyway
Took so many go rounds to change "shot" to "shut" and was basically wondering what kind of lameass hunting season shot vegetables.
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2007 7:47:47 am PST #6416 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
what kind of lameass hunting season shot vegetables.
Vegetarian hunters!
(No, not people who hunt vegetarians. Because that would be wrong.)
juliana - Feb 19, 2007 7:49:29 am PST #6417 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEVERLY! Love you, sweetcakes.
Maria - Feb 19, 2007 8:01:43 am PST #6418 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Vegetarian hunters!
"You're not gonna believe what I bagged the other day! I took down brussel sprouts with a 22-gauge shotgun. I think I'll stuff them and put them over the mantel."
Hil, I go to the Hour Eyes in Pentagon City, but then I'm not a particularly difficult case (near-sighted with a slight astigmatism in one eye). Dr. Chu has always been thorough and the exam price is reasonable.
Miracleman - Feb 19, 2007 8:04:40 am PST #6419 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
"You're not gonna believe what I bagged the other day! I took down brussel sprouts with a 22-gauge shotgun. I think I'll stuff them and put them over the mantel."
"Wuss. You ain't a real hunter 'til you've gone bow-huntin' after some broccoli. Got me a nice hunnerd-point stalk with my compound couplea seasons back. Lots of good eatin' on that one.
My gran'pappy useta tell stories of tracking a pack of asparagus fer four days through the wild and killin' the leader using only a Bowie knife.
*That's* huntin'. Just ask Ted Nugent."
beth b - Feb 19, 2007 8:08:12 am PST #6420 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
happy birthday Beverly
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2007 8:08:29 am PST #6421 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
22-gauge shotgun
No such thing. Or so I've been led to believe, by my grade school classmate who made fun of me for suggesting such a thing.
So now my pain can be... I don't know - something....
And for all I know, 22-gauge shotguns have since been invented....
Maria - Feb 19, 2007 8:14:36 am PST #6422 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
No such thing.
There is a .22 rimfire calibre shotgun, but it usually gets corrupted by non-shotgun people (like me) into 22-gauge. I am obviously not a hunter. [link]