Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Feb 19, 2007 7:49:29 am PST #6417 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEVERLY! Love you, sweetcakes.


Maria - Feb 19, 2007 8:01:43 am PST #6418 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Vegetarian hunters!

"You're not gonna believe what I bagged the other day! I took down brussel sprouts with a 22-gauge shotgun. I think I'll stuff them and put them over the mantel."

Hil, I go to the Hour Eyes in Pentagon City, but then I'm not a particularly difficult case (near-sighted with a slight astigmatism in one eye). Dr. Chu has always been thorough and the exam price is reasonable.


Miracleman - Feb 19, 2007 8:04:40 am PST #6419 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"You're not gonna believe what I bagged the other day! I took down brussel sprouts with a 22-gauge shotgun. I think I'll stuff them and put them over the mantel."

"Wuss. You ain't a real hunter 'til you've gone bow-huntin' after some broccoli. Got me a nice hunnerd-point stalk with my compound couplea seasons back. Lots of good eatin' on that one.

My gran'pappy useta tell stories of tracking a pack of asparagus fer four days through the wild and killin' the leader using only a Bowie knife.

*That's* huntin'. Just ask Ted Nugent."


beth b - Feb 19, 2007 8:08:12 am PST #6420 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday Beverly


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2007 8:08:29 am PST #6421 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

22-gauge shotgun

No such thing. Or so I've been led to believe, by my grade school classmate who made fun of me for suggesting such a thing.

So now my pain can be... I don't know - something....

And for all I know, 22-gauge shotguns have since been invented....


Maria - Feb 19, 2007 8:14:36 am PST #6422 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

No such thing.

There is a .22 rimfire calibre shotgun, but it usually gets corrupted by non-shotgun people (like me) into 22-gauge. I am obviously not a hunter. [link]


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2007 8:19:37 am PST #6423 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a feeling we talked about .22 caliber shotguns before....

Anyway, from the link:

Dragon's Breath usually refers to a zirconium-based pyrotechnic shotgun round. When fired, a gout of flame erupts from the barrel of the gun (up to 30 ft). While it has no tactical uses, the visual effect it produces is impressive, similar to that of a short ranged flamethrower.

Cool! I'm all about the impressive-but-no-tactical-use weapons....


juliana - Feb 19, 2007 8:25:40 am PST #6424 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Dragon's Breath usually refers to a zirconium-based pyrotechnic shotgun round. When fired, a gout of flame erupts from the barrel of the gun (up to 30 ft). While it has no tactical uses, the visual effect it produces is impressive, similar to that of a short ranged flamethrower.

They TOTALLY need to use this on Supernatural.

One-track mind? Moi? Nah....


Maria - Feb 19, 2007 8:28:28 am PST #6425 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Now WHY did I know you were going to go there, juliana?

(I really need to watch S1 and try to catch up with S2 before it's over.)


Maria - Feb 19, 2007 8:35:36 am PST #6426 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Pop tarts:

OMG, I am so frakking bored at work. I've got some administrative stuff that could be done, but I want to save that for when I need to avoid something substantive. This is pathetic.