Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Jan 12, 2007 8:07:10 pm PST #639 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yes, Java, YOU are the reason we can't have nice things.

I knew there had to be a reason!

Windsparrow, glad you found a fairly easy-to-find remedy!


Lee - Jan 12, 2007 8:26:43 pm PST #640 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I knew there had to be a reason!

There usually is, around here. We take turns.


Volans - Jan 12, 2007 8:36:48 pm PST #641 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Wow, that pisses me off too, javachik.

Andi, can you find the DM stuff online anywhere?


omnis_audis - Jan 12, 2007 9:37:34 pm PST #642 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

much brrrr. Apartment is very cold. Not very motivated to clean or pack. Heading to nieces 7th birthday shindig. Too bad it's a few hundred miles inland where it is even COLDER! The brochure said NOTHING about cold weather when I moved to California. It had pictures of sunshine, beaches and lots of hot women in bikini's. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

t / end whine

Since I didn't snag borrow the laptop from work, I'm going to be 2 days with out the b.org. Yikes. I see 600 messages waiting for me when I return.

Have a great weekend Bitches.


Cass - Jan 12, 2007 11:47:30 pm PST #643 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

"No one ever died from secondhand smack."
This one? I kinda love.

Too bad it's a few hundred miles inland where it is even COLDER! The brochure said NOTHING about cold weather when I moved to California.
I sent snow to Joshua Tree. Mom was unpleased.

The German conversation was amusing. Mom did a year of college there and to this day babbles at me in German. Mostly I understand her but it's osmosis and not that I really know German.

I went to sleep early but woke up to more cramps from hell. Drugs have been ingested, heating pads are being clung to like they are the last man on earth (um, no idea. move along.) and I want to go back to sleep now, please. Puppycat snores. Weird when cats snore.


Laga - Jan 13, 2007 1:06:59 am PST #644 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It's 3 am. I'm having a shot of ice cold jim beam from a shot glass shaped like a naked woman.


Cass - Jan 13, 2007 1:24:46 am PST #645 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

DavidS - Jan 13, 2007 6:44:32 am PST #646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sweet! San Francisco has a new porn building!

A friendly band of San Francisco pornographers can't wait to get inside the old armory on Mission Street and start tying people up, artistically.

Not only tying them up, but also spanking them, swatting them, cuffing them and whipping them, with sensitivity.

"This is going to be very exciting,'' said porn director James Mogul. "What an opportunity.''


Steph L. - Jan 13, 2007 7:16:05 am PST #647 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Heh. My favorite part of that article is this quote from the director:

"I see all kinds of kinky things going on in here. It's wonderful to put soft human flesh next to ugly, industrial machines. That's what we call juxtaposition."

Uh, yeah. Because your audience is really looking for the artistic side of a good ass-beating. (Yes, I'm well aware that *some* are, but most people don't watch porn for the production values.)


Nora Deirdre - Jan 13, 2007 7:16:21 am PST #648 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Frack!

My grandmother is in the ER to have an infection/fever checked out, my mother thinks it is pneumonia. Our car's transmission (automatic) is in not great shape (we have an appt. to take it in on Monday- it's real bitchy about shifting out of first gear) so we can't go to CT to the hospital. Much to my mother's great disappointment.

So, in lieu of, you know, actually being able to DO anything except feel like a total jerk, I request ~ma for Grandma and that she'll be sent home tonight with antibiotics and will be just fine.