I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2007 1:35:35 pm PST #6255 of 10001
What is even happening?

Amy she's not just cute; she's seriously beautiful. I can't believe how big she is. Ooof.

Cindy, I took enough meds to fall asleep (they seemed to act weirdly on me last night) and have woken up to a much more manageable level of pain.

You poor dear. At least you got some sleep.


Zenkitty - Feb 17, 2007 1:43:36 pm PST #6256 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Hand-me-downs - did I ever have anything that wasn't? Except for what my Mom made me. Dear heavens, my mom was an excellent seamstress, but she had no sense of style at all.

One of my favorite childhood books was by Dare Wright! It was about a princess who... got made real small, I think; it was told with photographs and the part of the princess was played by a doll. It was called Lona. One of my many things my mom gave away after I left home. I'd love to find a copy of it.


sj - Feb 17, 2007 1:57:47 pm PST #6257 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, sumi. I'm at the movie theater right now, but I marked the post.


Pix - Feb 17, 2007 2:10:03 pm PST #6258 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Send help. ND and I are trapped in a booth next to a guy who has no internal monologue. He hasn't stopped yammering on to the older couple with him since we got here. So far he has talked about the impossibility of sitting through movies, where energy comes from (including a side lesson on photosynthesis), the origin of the word "brunch," and the value of Chinese restaurants. Aaaaaarrrggghhhh.


beth b - Feb 17, 2007 2:13:22 pm PST #6259 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I think you should say random words( just loud enough) to see if you can get him to change topic , or even derail him completely


Pix - Feb 17, 2007 2:14:55 pm PST #6260 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Crepes:

I shit you not. The older guy just shuffled outside and is sitting in the car. He was that desperate to escape Mr. Blowhard.


Zenkitty - Feb 17, 2007 2:15:51 pm PST #6261 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Can you ask the server for a table in a quieter area?


Pix - Feb 17, 2007 2:22:01 pm PST #6262 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Zen, they've gone now. And honestly? That was comedy gold. I just wish we'd had a tape recorder.


Laga - Feb 17, 2007 2:23:36 pm PST #6263 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Most of my favorite childhood clothes came out of the "grow bag."

KT & ND. Order peas. See how high of an arc you can toss them in so they seem to come from nowhere and land on mr Talky's head.

edit: OK nebber mind about the peas.


Amy - Feb 17, 2007 2:35:22 pm PST #6264 of 10001
Because books.

Yeesh. People like that are hard to ignore, because their lack of self-awareness is kind of mesmerizing.

Amy she's not just cute; she's seriously beautiful. I can't believe how big she is. Ooof.

Aw, thank you!