t Beavis and Butthead Heh. Heh heh. askye said "tool." Heh heh heh. t /Beavis and Butthead

I've been drinking really good chardonnay (Argyle 2004 Willamette Valley -- go forth and get some), and my nose is numb and I'm feeling silly and I have no one to play with b/c The Boy is staying home to organize his house. And with any other guy, I'd worry that that meant "affair" (or, at the very least, hookers), but I know he's serious. So -- chardonnay and numb nose.

And Ali said "tool."

Dude, all y'all call it "Never Have I Never"? That's a mouthful! We always just called it "I Never." Which I always won in college because I had done NOTHING.

Now, depending on the crowd in which I played, I would be the first one passed out. Though probably not if I played it with Buffistas.

(Heh heh -- "tool.")

I pay $1010 for a one-bedroom in a crappy though safe neighborhood. I would like an accelerated metabolism, please. I would like to live somewhere that isn't Jersey, but I don't dare leave my stupid well-paying job. A debt collector called me today and left a stern message without telling me what it was about, and I'll fret all weekend until I can call them on Tuesday; even though I paid all my debts off last year and it has to be a mistake, I'm tied up in knots wondering what fresh hell THIS is. Buffistas talk about food a lot, so I'll share that I ate chocolate cake for dinner, AIFG. Also, OTC Afrin is a treacherous bitch. After a blissful day of breathing through BOTH nostrils, I can't breathe at all now, and will be forced to go back to Afrin in order to sleep tonight.

Ailleann, body freezing, face flushed is a common state for me too. I don't know what it means. Unless it's part of the wonky endocrine system thing.

But what I *really* want to know is -- why don't I have any good cheese in my refrigerator? Oh, the humanity.

because you suck?

What, it's been WEEKS since I said that.

I haev some unopened Gouda. Would that do?

because you suck?

Maybe YOU are bogarting all the SWISS CHEESE, hmmmmm?

No cheese with wine is sad-making.

Zen, the next time I'm near NJ, we should get together. Although I don't actually know where in NJ you are. Still!

Numb3rs is boring me and my stomach is upset. I wonder if ice cream will help.

Sure. It's right next to the bacon.

I miss what I paid in MSP for my HUGE two-bedroom, but I love living in San Francisco. And I do have a cute apartment.

Yeah, when I lived in DC, I moved from one neighborhood to another. My rent doubled. And I didn't regret it for a sec.

Are we repeating CS conversations here? Because I've had a doozy trying to get my sister's cell turned back on this week.

I haev some unopened Gouda. Would that do?

Yes! Send it through the Interpipe, please. IM IN UR INTRNT, EETING UR GOOOODA.