Announcement: Matilda is waiting patiently for pitchers and catchers to report.

Analysis: Definitely Hec's daughter.

No, no! You have to admire it all. Okay, maybe you can just think well of part of it. There's krav in Seattle, you know. Plei kinda knows where, in that she went to the chocolate shop owned by the people who run the studion. Of course I'm location ignorant, so have no idea where that is in relationship to anything.

Actually, I know the vague location of that chocolate shop as the anecdote was one of Plei's favorites. Krav's not exactly on my list of things to do anytime soon, though. I need to get back some basic fitness first.

I need to get back some basic fitness first.

t waits for ita to come back and talk about how Krav can do that for you.

Sweetie, my mind never moves. It's where it is and where it always will be.

Was that meant to sound as dirty as it seems?

JZ, that pic is precious!

Was that meant to sound as dirty as it seems?

Yes. Yes it was.

Dear Matilda - You are gorgeous and beautiful and I am sad that I will never ever get to meet you as I am DED OF TEH CUTE.

Love,
The Empress

waits for ita to come back and talk about how Krav can do that for you.

You just want to mess with her head again. I saw that post about... was it a soda... something edible...? Well, that blew that then, didn't it?

Note to self; if you're going to bring up Aims' previous mind-fuckery , try to have the details straight first.

Yes. Yes it was.

It was a soda. Vernor's.

Krav's not exactly on my list of things to do anytime soon, though. I need to get back some basic fitness first.

Hey! If you're going to take a martial art -thingie, I get to take fencing.

I have no idea what type I am. I think I fall into the Wacky Cute Girl category. I'd LIKE to think I'm the Mysterious And Alluring type, but am pretty sure I'm not.

God, Aimée, it's like I don't even have to post.

Yet, unsurprisingly, I will.

Krav isn't like a marathon, something you need to train in order to accomplish. It's self defense, and although you'll probably defend yourself better if you're an athletic nineteen year old, we don't subscribe to the notion that only athletic nineteen year olds deserve to know how to defend themselves.

If you want self defense, try it. If you want a different way to get your exercise, try it. If you want martial arts but balk at formality? I'd recommend trying it too.

Matilda! OMG cute. So very patient, too. Almost bored, really. "Oh, look, another admirer taking my photo. How exciting."

my ideal type is, like, a logger or something. And if he wears a tux, he has to know how to fistfight in it

You know, there's a paraphilia-related entry in Wikipedia that talks about just this. Made me feel a little spied on.

How is liking a guy in a tux who can fight a sexual deviance?!