Announcement: Matilda is waiting patiently for pitchers and catchers to report.
Analysis: Definitely Hec's daughter.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Feb 14, 2007 12:44:42 pm PST #5661 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 14, 2007 12:44:52 pm PST #5662 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
No, no! You have to admire it all. Okay, maybe you can just think well of part of it. There's krav in Seattle, you know. Plei kinda knows where, in that she went to the chocolate shop owned by the people who run the studion. Of course I'm location ignorant, so have no idea where that is in relationship to anything.
Actually, I know the vague location of that chocolate shop as the anecdote was one of Plei's favorites. Krav's not exactly on my list of things to do anytime soon, though. I need to get back some basic fitness first.
Aims - Feb 14, 2007 12:46:01 pm PST #5663 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I need to get back some basic fitness first.
t waits for ita to come back and talk about how Krav can do that for you.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 14, 2007 12:46:21 pm PST #5664 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Sweetie, my mind never moves. It's where it is and where it always will be.
Was that meant to sound as dirty as it seems?
JZ, that pic is precious!
Aims - Feb 14, 2007 12:47:46 pm PST #5665 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Was that meant to sound as dirty as it seems?
Yes. Yes it was.
Dear Matilda - You are gorgeous and beautiful and I am sad that I will never ever get to meet you as I am DED OF TEH CUTE.
Love,
The Empress
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 14, 2007 12:48:27 pm PST #5666 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
waits for ita to come back and talk about how Krav can do that for you.
You just want to mess with her head again. I saw that post about... was it a soda... something edible...? Well, that blew that then, didn't it?
Note to self; if you're going to bring up Aims' previous mind-fuckery , try to have the details straight first.
Yes. Yes it was.Good to know my filthometer is calibrated, then.
Aims - Feb 14, 2007 12:50:20 pm PST #5667 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It was a soda. Vernor's.
Atropa - Feb 14, 2007 12:50:21 pm PST #5668 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Krav's not exactly on my list of things to do anytime soon, though. I need to get back some basic fitness first.
Hey! If you're going to take a martial art -thingie, I get to take fencing.
I have no idea what type I am. I think I fall into the Wacky Cute Girl category. I'd LIKE to think I'm the Mysterious And Alluring type, but am pretty sure I'm not.
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2007 12:52:13 pm PST #5669 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God, Aimée, it's like I don't even have to post.
Yet, unsurprisingly, I will.
Krav isn't like a marathon, something you need to train in order to accomplish. It's self defense, and although you'll probably defend yourself better if you're an athletic nineteen year old, we don't subscribe to the notion that only athletic nineteen year olds deserve to know how to defend themselves.
If you want self defense, try it. If you want a different way to get your exercise, try it. If you want martial arts but balk at formality? I'd recommend trying it too.
Amy - Feb 14, 2007 12:54:35 pm PST #5670 of 10001
Because books.
Matilda! OMG cute. So very patient, too. Almost bored, really. "Oh, look, another admirer taking my photo. How exciting."
my ideal type is, like, a logger or something. And if he wears a tux, he has to know how to fistfight in it
You know, there's a paraphilia-related entry in Wikipedia that talks about just this. Made me feel a little spied on.
How is liking a guy in a tux who can fight a sexual deviance?!