Buffy? I like that. That girl's so hot, she's buffy.

Forrest ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Feb 14, 2007 10:56:02 am PST #5578 of 10001
Because books.

Looks like he's lived hard but still knows how to relax. Drinks whiskey.

Exactly! I don't know how it happened, but my ideal type is, like, a logger or something. And if he wears a tux, he has to know how to fistfight in it, like Bond (as portrayed by Daniel Craig, my OTBond now).

It was like Wesley -- I loved the way his character developed on Angel, but it wasn't until he went dark and came out with a gun in each hand that something inside me sat up and purred.

Which seems remarkably ... sexist or something.


P.M. Marc - Feb 14, 2007 10:56:43 am PST #5579 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

BWAH! I want this essay.

After I write entirely self-indulgent Dean/Ellen effed up PWP of pain, 'k?

It's all part of the Dean-as-Demeter thing in my head.

Lillian's in love with the word And at the moment. She'll load her arms up with toys and wander off muttering "Bear and Duck and Fish!"


juliana - Feb 14, 2007 11:01:17 am PST #5580 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Dean-as-Demeter

tilts head

Ooooh, spicy. Did I tell you I re-read the Aeneid while I was in Joshua Tree, and Papa Winchester is now my One True Aeneas?

I don't know how it happened, but my ideal type is, like, a logger or something. And if he wears a tux, he has to know how to fistfight in it, like Bond (as portrayed by Daniel Craig, my OTBond now).

Yes. (And I know exactly how I got that particular kink.)

Which seems remarkably ... sexist or something.

How do you think?


Vortex - Feb 14, 2007 11:02:00 am PST #5581 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Deena, yes, save your money -- don't blow it on a co-pay for the toes, unless it looks like something else is going on with them.

all they'll do is tape them together, why go through the long wait in the emergency room and the co pay?


Lee - Feb 14, 2007 11:02:01 am PST #5582 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Anniversary, Deena. I hope you have a BOINGful evening. (take that how you will).

After I write entirely self-indulgent Dean/Ellen effed up PWP of pain, 'k?

Oh, man. You already broke me.


juliana - Feb 14, 2007 11:04:01 am PST #5583 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

(considers proposing changing the thread title to "Winchesters' Bitches")

(not really)

(but kinda)


sj - Feb 14, 2007 11:12:46 am PST #5584 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It's a good anniversary, our 7th. We feel very comfortable and safe and happy with one another. Settled in a good way.

This is absolutely lovely to read.


Amy - Feb 14, 2007 11:14:38 am PST #5585 of 10001
Because books.

Which seems remarkably ... sexist or something.

How do you think?

I wouldn't want a man to want *me* just because I looked like I had childbearing hips and could wield a mean whisk, you know? So getting turned on because a man can fight, or looks like a Big! Brawny! Man!, seems a little ... reptile-brained to me.

Edited to add: But I know these things aren't always rational. And it's totally my thing -- not saying anyone else is reptile-brained. It's like I want to want a skinny, brainy librarian, but I wouldn't unless he pulled a Ripper like Giles.

Ooooh, spicy. Did I tell you I re-read the Aeneid while I was in Joshua Tree, and Papa Winchester is now my One True Aeneas?

Oh, man. Everyone on this board is so much smarter than me.

After I write entirely self-indulgent Dean/Ellen effed up PWP of pain, 'k?

I will definitely want to read that.


juliana - Feb 14, 2007 11:19:08 am PST #5586 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I wouldn't want a man to want *me* just because I looked like I had childbearing hips and could wield a mean whisk, you know? So getting turned on because a man can fight, or looks like a Big! Brawny! Man!, seems a little ... reptile-brained to me.

I can see what you mean, but (and this may be pure self-justification) I've always thought that having a Type is always a little reptile-brained. I also think humans are hardwired to respond a certain way to a certain appearance (which appearance provokes which reaction varies, of course). It's not like you're clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to your cave - you just have a very deep appreciation of a certain Type.

Basically, Attraction is reptile-brained. It's how you act upon it that is important, I think.

hides club behind back


Connie Neil - Feb 14, 2007 11:23:31 am PST #5587 of 10001
brillig

(considers proposing changing the thread title to "Winchesters' Bitches")

You'll never get Spike away from my thread till you pry him from my cold, dead fingers.